Adventures in sleep depravity

Lmfao

okay but when are we gonna get a more accurate statue

this is actually the scariest thing ive seen in a long time

maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago

that’ll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

Hey remember early last year when the Large Hadron Collider overloaded and broke down and people were like “phew good thing nothing weird happened like a shift in reality.” Maybe it’s time to revisit that.

Damn that emoji can get it 😩🍆💦

@cobaltdays why are you like this

Banksy ain’t shit

this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

BONES

The creature’s body was described as being inhumanly-shaped and clad in a dark pleated exoskeleton

Everything

Jesus was a homeless Palestinian Jewish anarchist who held protests at oppressive temples, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured, and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.

Reblogging the originalcuz someone took out Jewish and replaced temple with church.