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god it would be awesome if the human brain could just ignore an upsetting thing instead of constantly wandering back to it for no fucking reason

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

Nothing on earth could have prepared me for the fucking face of Dozy

Honestly? Today is Wednesday and tomorrow is Thursday ☕️💯

jmart meets before the institute au. meet cute? childhood friends? NO!!! uni era where jon keeps on running into martin Fucking Everywhere because martin is busy working in as many odd jobs as possible. jon is haunted but not by any ghost or anything its just martin fucking blackwood with his infinite jobs. everywhere the light touches is where martin blackwood is working some shitty minimum wage job

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

the problem is giving up genuinely feels so good #imnotdoingthat