sam🐇⭐️🍎

Nobody is happier that Brinity won love Island than my mother

My dumbass revisited a battlefield and was exploded by previously undetonated ordnances likeee ohhhh how could I have possibly predicted a place I have only ever known in the context of that evil bitch would be a huge bummer and I would in fact not be able to have a lighthearted fun time ohhhh it hurt your feelings to go to the hurt feelings factory YOU DUMB BITCH

They’re saying I have two weeks left to Live

Ok wait it’s like lowkey not funny anymore😂 a friend came to my house wearing Old Spice Wood and I kirkenuinely froze up😂

It is so insane to me that “it’s such a shame our friendship had to end☺️🎶” came out of my mouth lighthearted as fuck just now like life is just one silly fucking song like no fucking prompting nobody played the goddamn song around me I am playing in my own fucking face I am my own worst enemy what the fuck is wrong with me did I know I didn’t have to do that also is that just no insane that it’s so on my mind my brain fucking transmuted it into Prince lyrics ohhhhh I can’t do this right now Good fucking Night

Why am I suddenly seeing so much about the one fucking thing I don’t want to think about😂 why is everyone and their mother suddenly referencing the one specific thing that is going to upset me😂 and that I don’t anticipate will ever not upset me😂 and that I had the power to make different😂 but I didn’t😂 and there’s most likely no chance of fixing😂 and I’ll think about it for the rest of my life😂

And you know what? That was fucking beautiful

I ACTUALLY CANNOT FUCKING DO THIS

IT IS ONLY OKAY WHEN I DO IT

Man who kinda smirks and says “hey” right before he kisses you

Wait I’m not watching love island but wdym people think Bryce is ugly😭 Im sorry is that not like standard issue sexy man prototype???

Watching ppl do embarrassing things and knowing there’s nothing u can do to save them because being embarrassing is canon to the timeline

Also I had a dream I was in a toxic relationship with clavicular😭😭 but then we figured it out and it was actually like peak angsty slow burn