Ask Tulin

Tch. @tulin-sageofwind , get a load of this loser. They don't even know about Goro Guesday.

a spoingle.

maybe even a mipy.

@tulin-sageofwind Help me, what the pluck does this message say?

Am I being insulted in young person slang again? Am I really a Scrimblo? I swear the youthes of today are just making up words now...

I was… for a bit.

……

I never mentioned it before, but there was this girl I met when I went to Gerudo Town named Zareen. She was always really nice, and she liked to play in the alleys with me. I kept feeling this weird feeling whenever I saw her, and she smiled really big whenever I showed up. But then one day she found out I was a boy and she ran away, and I didn’t see her again. If that hadn’t happened, I guess I would give some to her.

While Gerudo children are forbidden from talking to men, there is nothing written into their laws about the exchanging of missives - and many Gerudo children have penpals with Hylians in school; both male and female.

Write her a note, send her some chocolate as an appoligy, and if she choses to forgive you; ask if she would consider remaining friends with you via letter until she comes of age and is permitted to speak to the other sex. There is no shame in making mistakes and learning from them; it's what you're suposed to do at your age.

Lucky for you; your great idol and hero just so happens to be something of a cassonova, and I am more than happy to impart upon you all manor of advise regarding the ventures of romance. The most important thing you need to know is that if all else fails; fight her and win. That's a sure-fire way to prove that you're a worthy mate and get all the girls to fall for you.

WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME ALL THAT

I…

I……. Should write that letter…

….

Dear Tulin,

I received your letter the other day, and I wanted to apologize myself. You seem like a great friend, but my mother tells me I shouldn't be near any men until I am an adult. Though, I think I can figure out a way to send letters without my mother knowing. But, I would like to say that I don't like people who lie, so if you lie to me about something like that again, I can't be your friend anymore.

Anyways, I'm willing to give you a second chance. I will send you another letter by Friday, since that's the day my mother usually goes out to the bar.

I’m sorry again for lying to you, I shouldn’t have done that. I promise it won’t happen again; not like this at least.

My friends told me about how some guys try to sneak into Gerudo Town and make the girls there trust them and then they try to like… kiss them and stuff. I swear I wasn’t going to do that. I don’t even want to do that stuff ever. But I hurt your trust and I broke the rules, and I really hope you can forgive me. Even if we don’t talk until we’re adults, it would be nice to see you again sometime and catch up.

And if you do end up apprenticing under the jeweller there, I’d be really excited to see what you make!! Maybe Lady Riju can take a picture with her Purah Pad? I’m sure you’d do great.

I was… for a bit.

……

I never mentioned it before, but there was this girl I met when I went to Gerudo Town named Zareen. She was always really nice, and she liked to play in the alleys with me. I kept feeling this weird feeling whenever I saw her, and she smiled really big whenever I showed up. But then one day she found out I was a boy and she ran away, and I didn’t see her again. If that hadn’t happened, I guess I would give some to her.

While Gerudo children are forbidden from talking to men, there is nothing written into their laws about the exchanging of missives - and many Gerudo children have penpals with Hylians in school; both male and female.

Write her a note, send her some chocolate as an appoligy, and if she choses to forgive you; ask if she would consider remaining friends with you via letter until she comes of age and is permitted to speak to the other sex. There is no shame in making mistakes and learning from them; it's what you're suposed to do at your age.

Lucky for you; your great idol and hero just so happens to be something of a cassonova, and I am more than happy to impart upon you all manor of advise regarding the ventures of romance. The most important thing you need to know is that if all else fails; fight her and win. That's a sure-fire way to prove that you're a worthy mate and get all the girls to fall for you.

WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME ALL THAT

I…

I……. Should write that letter…

….

I've actually answered this question here, but I'm always happy to...

...heavens, whatever's going on over Warbler's Nest?

Like, is it a group of people, a tumblr-shaped messager or a friendly extradimensional unspeakable horror giving you question and such?

Questions are given to me through our mail system. I have a personal carrier that’s responsible for delivering my letters and documents. He’s……..trying his best.

I was also gifted a Purah pad a while back, but I didn’t really use it until a few months ago. It’s mostly to keep in contact with the others and watch @tulin-sageofwind so he doesn’t do anything insane. Should probably use it more often.

y-yes! we’re fine-

Teba, I will be gone for two weeks. I've laid out plans for meals aswell as how to properly prepare them, I have also found someone to step in as the village's medic in my absence. Please take care of my boys while I'm gone, Love Saki. @askthenewritoelder

Revali, Thank you again for the gifts and this opportunity. I promise that I will make the most of the trip. Take care of yourself in my absence, Love Mom. @asktheritochampion

Tulin, I'll be going away for a couple of weeks, please stay out of trouble and listen to your father while I'm gone. Love Mom. @tulin-sageofwind

Teba, I will be gone for two weeks. I've laid out plans for meals aswell as how to properly prepare them, I have also found someone to step in as the village's medic in my absence. Please take care of my boys while I'm gone, Love Saki. @askthenewritoelder

Revali, Thank you again for the gifts and this opportunity. I promise that I will make the most of the trip. Take care of yourself in my absence, Love Mom. @asktheritochampion

Tulin, I'll be going away for a couple of weeks, please stay out of trouble and listen to your father while I'm gone. Love Mom. @tulin-sageofwind