Tuesday

Being alive!!! So much fun!! There are so many delicious things I want to eat and so many beautiful things I want to see and so many wonderful songs I want to hear and I just have so much left to do!!!!

To anyone who saw me crying at work yesterday: no you didn't

I feel so guilty but like I know I didn't do anything wrong, I just... I dunno. It's so complicated and stressful and all of it happened over a year ago. I've been forgiven already but it just keeps bubbling up inside. Anyone got experience with this?

Not my mom actively trying to gaslight me into thinking I'm crazy for yelling at my sister while she was committing a felony 😐

My sister removed me from her private story and stopped talking to me last night because I decided to tell my mom that she was drinking and driving. It hurts but like I'd rather her not talk to me because she's mad rather than not talk to me because she's dead

"It's all fun and games until it's games and fun"

This is gonna make me sound so damn entitled but my autistic ass genuinely cannot cope with the sound of vacuums and I just don't understand why the custodian is vacuuming at 8:00 like. Business started an hour ago lady and people are actively on the phone and you're just vacuuming away smh

Hot tip for all my broke hotties: your town has a beauty school that needs a way to teach the students how to do hair. The prices are like 20% of what you'd pay at a salon and the students are monitored at all times by a professional. The only catch is that it takes a lot longer than just getting it done at a normal salon but idk man, $200 vs $40 for a good dye job is tempting enough for me to sit through it

Some guy gave me a thumbs down while driving today and honestly that hurt more than a honk ever would

Omg. Boyfriend just confused "scallions" and "scallops" and I have never felt more sexually attracted to a man