umbrella academy confessions

I’m really upset with everything in s3.

-Emilina

Lowkey wish that the love interests for the academy kids weren't either bland or abusive. Or you know, each other.

Dave is so boring and overrated. He’s the most bland person to ever live. I truly don’t care about him or klave at all and it’s annoying they keep bringing him back. He has literally zero characterization or personality, even after 2 seasons. He’s a self insert character for the fandom. Just let him be gone already. I don’t see any chemistry between Dave and klaus and they haven’t even tried to show us any. I seriously never got the hype.

It took me a while to realize this, but Lila was just as bad as Leonard. She lied, manipulated, drugged and abused Diego to get what she wanted, and yes they were both products of their upbringing. It felt weird that S1 sought to address that while S2 ignored it.

I’m hoping Leonard shows up again in season 3. I’m curious on how different his life would be.

People in this fandom seem to be confusing sexual positions and sexual mindsets. Stop calling Diego a bottom, when you mean he is being Subby. The subbiest sub to ever sub can still “top” if that is what they and their partner are feeling in the moment. Bottoming is just a sexual position that has no relevance in displaying a persons character. And on that note: I personally feel that Diego and Vanya are Switches, Allison is a Domme and Klaus is a (bratty) Sub.

it's honestly so f*cking stupid that people are genuinely getting mad at each other because of LGBTQ headcanons. everybody needs to chill, let people have fun with trans!klaus or whatever. i honestly see more people complaining about "obnoxious" trans/queer headcanons than actual "obnoxious" queer headcanons

Tbh have had way to many fantasy about Luther railing me from behind as I lean on the bar 😅

Jesus Dave's cock must have been the stuff of dreams. Klaus risks it ALL time and time again. Dave was hitting it real good. What a demon 🥵😉

Klaus: I have never done anything wrong in my whole life. Me: I know this, and I love you. Klaus is my perfect, beautiful, innocent baby. No I will not elaborate.

Diego doesn't "gladly" let women take the lead. He fights them at every turn. He's so obsessed with being "the man" and dominant which makes it hot to think of him as giving up control. I'm not obsessed with seeing him take in the ass like most of the fandom is nowadays but I get why people are headcanoning him as subby.

I would die to see Axel happy

So in terms of five x vanya, know that /most/ of the shippers don’t ship them in the current day. Most of the content I’ve seen of them are when they were children, before five left. Or in aus where five is in his 30s like the rest of the academy. People like the lost potential between the two, especially due to their crushes on each other. It’s absolutely fine to be weirded out by them of course especially since they’re siblings. Just wanted to throw this out there.

Unpopular opinion but I prefer Diego's hair in season 1

Listen I just really wanted to say that I love Ben’s smile? It’s so adorable and he deserves the world that’s all I got

i want allison and eudora to pound me into next week, preferably at the same time