Talk About the Weather

“Men remain in their present low and primitive condition; but if they should feel the influence of the spring of springs arousing them, they would of necessity rise to a higher and more ethereal life.” - Henry David Thoreau, Walden

you ever meet someone and you’re just like “how tf did anyone ever do you wrong?”

Eartha! Her expression in the second GIF…whew…

we live in the best possible version of cyberpunk

this is how people born after 1995 hack. when i started hacking or “phreaking” in the late 80s i would get in the zone by snorting homemade amphetamines & listening to harsh noise cassettes while banging out code for 24+ hour periods on my atari. mostly i would write text-to-speech features into the operating system so the computer said swear words when you double-click. i remember when html was invented i got so frustrated because theres so many greater than and less than signs and you have to put them around everything. in early january of 2001 i changed Google’s header to a gif of a pissing orangutan and the resulting publicity turned the website into a household name 

never have a been more devastated to scroll over a url and see its deactivated who are you ma'am

what if god was one of us…

he just keeps getting fatter. when will he stop

This made me laugh too hard

I am a gemini and that’s why I have a good idea of who I was.

I am a libra and that's why I have a lot to do.

my mom has finally understood the concept of how to use “tea” as slang, but only kind of. she came into my room and said “jessie, i have tea today” and i was obviously like what happened but as it turns out she just thinks tea means information so she told me that she got avocadoes on sale. that was the tea. 

ngl one of the main reasons i ship romione is because hermione got a cat that is the cat version of ron

…you just blew my entire mind

BIG, GINGER, GRUMPY, AND A LITTLE VIOLENT who am i talking about ron or crookshanks you don’t know

Befrends a lonly black haired dog who had spent years neglected and locked away. 

That addition hurts my fucking heart