someone: knocks on my door 

me:

Cancer - They’ve chosen your gift carefully

Virgo - They know exactly what you need

Libra - They always choose the finest things

Leo - They make sure you love what they give you

Aquarius - They usually give great, original things

Scorpio - If they care enough, you’ll love their present

Capricorn - Probably busy but they’ll buy you something nice

Pisces - They might not know what you want, but they’ll try hard

Aries - Well, they just bought the biggest/shiniest thing in the store

Sagittarius - They wanted to buy something so unique they just ended up wandering around without buying anything

Gemini - They forgot to buy you a gift, so last Christmas, you probably got a kit-kat and some money