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People here are idiots.

Anyone in particular? 

Aww I was excited for the sugar coma, can I have that at the beach.

Of course, and you have to tell me all the hook ups and fights I’ve missed. 

Aww I was excited for the sugar coma, can I have that at the beach.

Of course, and you have to tell me all the hook ups and fights I’ve missed. 

It was a spur of the moment thing, as I said very drunk that night. I agreed, she is cute. I’d say more a one night thing, it’s not like I’m wanting to get involved with anyone yet.

I see. You want to keep your options open. You know, she mentioned you when I was talking to her.

I’m treading on thin ice? That’d be good, I’ve had a lot on my shoulders. Want to meet somewhere?

Sure, where are you thinking?

That’s true. I’m good. I’ve just been.. getting settled back into the swing of things here. It’s a lot bigger than I remember. 

That’s probably because they added some new places, like I don’t know if you were around but they added a ‘shag pad’. it’s so cringey.

Someone threw all my clothes in the swimming pool. Couple of celebrities ran around naked. Niall was kissin’ a whole lotta people. 

Naked? Like who?

Taylor Swift, did you just reference your own song? Thanks.

I did, and I have no regrets. How was your birthday? Do anything big?

“That’s it. And I can’t remember the time when I wasn’t working on new material. It doesn’t always make it all the way to the studio but it keeps me busy. How about you? Any new releases on the horizon?”

“I feel the same. And no, and even if there was I wouldn’t tell. Although I left a lot of unfinished songs here, never really had the time to work on them when I was out, so who knows?”

Mhm, a few cabins had their shoes glued to the ceiling. I think it might have had something to do with the tasks Big Brother kept setting people. 

Oh I heard a little bit about that. What were some of the other tasks or do we not know?

You’re an absolute dream. Thank you. How’re you, anyway? 

Says you. I’m okay, thank you. What about you? How’s it feel having your daughter around here?

Information? 

You know, what I’ve missed. Gossip.

I’ve been out of this place so long that I think I’ve forgotten my way around. Wanna grab a cup of coffee? Maybe help me jog my memory?

That long? Sure, although we might get a little lost, I can’t seem to remember some things about this place.

So, I’m back and already regretting it.

How come? 

I’ve returned as an older, wiser human. I am now 22 whole years of age. Did I miss anything?

I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling 22. Happy Birthday, Ash.

Cupcakes? 

Yes, but in exchange for information, Horan.