treat him like a trinket, hang him off my keychain ♡

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

you can have random one sided beef with ANYONE! it’s so beautiful. and it doesn’t cost any money!!!!!!

insane how we can watch movies more than once. has anybody tried this before

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.

i love when my mutuals are mutuals with each other #myecosystem #myenclosure

So scary to like a mutual's post because what if they remember they hate me and then shoot me with a gun

ur girlfriend/boyfriend should NOT be ur first priority... ur first priority should ALWAYS be me, ur tumblr mutual

"Employment" big scam. Big scam to distract You from what matters,posting on Ur tumblr blog at 3am