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You can spy on me until Herma Mora and Zenithar are reunited... which is hopefully soon.

Oh, dude, really?

Yeah, but only you. I don't want these... weird anonymous people watching me.

Well, they also need someone to spy on for enrichment!

They can spy on literally anyone else!

I've just said why it's not great to spy on the others! Unless you wanna see divorce-like antics or have Sheogorath be after you!

What divorced man have you spoken to, dude?

Some guy called Arnand. He's visiting the college right now... unless he has left. I don't know.

Oh, dude, you've gotta tell me bout it. Was there anything interesting? Did his spouse take half of everything?

I tried not to pry too much. They were together for years and recently split up. Their relationship sounded unhealthy. Again, I didn't ask for too many details. Arnand thinks his ex is going to try and win him over but I told him not to let that happen.

Dude, maybe that's who we could spy on! Not to root for the relationships, but y'know, to watch the drama.

I guess we could? I don't know, it feels weird to spy on an actual person instead of Gods, you know? Actually, no you don't. You got really excited when I said you can spy on me.

And I have been spying on you till you said to stop. Don't worry about the mortality, bro! Think of it as a way to help him out while also getting a bit of drama for yourself and your bestie.

Yeah, man! What if his ex is some kinda maniac and he'll need help in the future?

Okay yeah, that is very likely. He can probably handle it though, he used to hang out with dragonborns for like twenty years.

What dragonborns were there in the past 200 years, man? Was he an elf or somethin?

I don't know, it was hard to tell. I assume he is. He talked about his village I think. Either way, he grew worshipping Magnus and being around a lot of magic. So it's likely he's an elf or a breton who can live for a very long time.

So bretons live that long?

I think it depends on the Breton and how strong the elf part is. He could live longer because of magical means.

Oh yeah, you mages and your weird magic.

Yeah, us and our weird understanding of magicka that's all around us. And in us. It's inside of you too, dude.

Don't talk about the magic in me, dude, that's mine. Is it hard for a mage to extend their lifespan?

Depends on the method. There was this alchemist who made himself immortal with a potion but he doesn't know what ingredient combination it was. I think mages with a lot of magicka can naturally live longer. There's probably some ritual or obscure spell that can make someone live longer. I don't know it unfortunately.

Maybe you can ask that guy or something. So you have more time to become a god and everything.

I'll probably go to Apocrypha and look there. I'll extend my lifespan for Eivine and you.

And you'll become a god too, right, dude?

If Eivine wants to be one too. Otherwise, I don't know.

You've gotta ask her, man.

No it's not, dude! Just casually breach the topic. "Hey man, ever thought about immortality?"

I don't think I can casually approach the topic. Can't you do it?

She's your girlfriend, dude. But just say that I want you to become a god and that I think you'd be lonely without her. You can put it all on me if ya want to.

You've got me, dude. All the fun you could ever need. But Eivine's good to you, so it'll be good to have her.

Eivine is pretty awesome. She can use telepathy now.

Oh, cool man! She can talk to Maggie without issue now.

Dunno, man. I'm not the expert on this kinda thing. Maybe you can make her a daedra or something?

Maybe, I don't know. But also what if I change? Beyond being a mortal person. That my personality, morals, and values change. What if I don't care for you and Eivine?

Dude, look at everyone else who became a god. They still care. Some maybe started caring more than before.

I know man, but you've got time. And it's probably a lot of time for you. Maybe talk to one of the gods who were a mortal before?

You mean like Vanus? Talos? Mannimarco?

Maybe not the last one, but yeah. You could talk to all of them and get perspective.

You can spy on me until Herma Mora and Zenithar are reunited... which is hopefully soon.

Oh, dude, really?

Yeah, but only you. I don't want these... weird anonymous people watching me.

Well, they also need someone to spy on for enrichment!

They can spy on literally anyone else!

I've just said why it's not great to spy on the others! Unless you wanna see divorce-like antics or have Sheogorath be after you!

What divorced man have you spoken to, dude?

Some guy called Arnand. He's visiting the college right now... unless he has left. I don't know.

Oh, dude, you've gotta tell me bout it. Was there anything interesting? Did his spouse take half of everything?

I tried not to pry too much. They were together for years and recently split up. Their relationship sounded unhealthy. Again, I didn't ask for too many details. Arnand thinks his ex is going to try and win him over but I told him not to let that happen.

Dude, maybe that's who we could spy on! Not to root for the relationships, but y'know, to watch the drama.

I guess we could? I don't know, it feels weird to spy on an actual person instead of Gods, you know? Actually, no you don't. You got really excited when I said you can spy on me.

And I have been spying on you till you said to stop. Don't worry about the mortality, bro! Think of it as a way to help him out while also getting a bit of drama for yourself and your bestie.

Yeah, man! What if his ex is some kinda maniac and he'll need help in the future?

Okay yeah, that is very likely. He can probably handle it though, he used to hang out with dragonborns for like twenty years.

What dragonborns were there in the past 200 years, man? Was he an elf or somethin?

I don't know, it was hard to tell. I assume he is. He talked about his village I think. Either way, he grew worshipping Magnus and being around a lot of magic. So it's likely he's an elf or a breton who can live for a very long time.

So bretons live that long?

I think it depends on the Breton and how strong the elf part is. He could live longer because of magical means.

Oh yeah, you mages and your weird magic.

Yeah, us and our weird understanding of magicka that's all around us. And in us. It's inside of you too, dude.

Don't talk about the magic in me, dude, that's mine. Is it hard for a mage to extend their lifespan?

Depends on the method. There was this alchemist who made himself immortal with a potion but he doesn't know what ingredient combination it was. I think mages with a lot of magicka can naturally live longer. There's probably some ritual or obscure spell that can make someone live longer. I don't know it unfortunately.

Maybe you can ask that guy or something. So you have more time to become a god and everything.

I'll probably go to Apocrypha and look there. I'll extend my lifespan for Eivine and you.

And you'll become a god too, right, dude?

If Eivine wants to be one too. Otherwise, I don't know.

You've gotta ask her, man.

No it's not, dude! Just casually breach the topic. "Hey man, ever thought about immortality?"

I don't think I can casually approach the topic. Can't you do it?

She's your girlfriend, dude. But just say that I want you to become a god and that I think you'd be lonely without her. You can put it all on me if ya want to.

You've got me, dude. All the fun you could ever need. But Eivine's good to you, so it'll be good to have her.

Eivine is pretty awesome. She can use telepathy now.

Oh, cool man! She can talk to Maggie without issue now.

Dunno, man. I'm not the expert on this kinda thing. Maybe you can make her a daedra or something?

Maybe, I don't know. But also what if I change? Beyond being a mortal person. That my personality, morals, and values change. What if I don't care for you and Eivine?

Dude, look at everyone else who became a god. They still care. Some maybe started caring more than before.

I know man, but you've got time. And it's probably a lot of time for you. Maybe talk to one of the gods who were a mortal before?

You can spy on me until Herma Mora and Zenithar are reunited... which is hopefully soon.

Oh, dude, really?

Yeah, but only you. I don't want these... weird anonymous people watching me.

Well, they also need someone to spy on for enrichment!

They can spy on literally anyone else!

I've just said why it's not great to spy on the others! Unless you wanna see divorce-like antics or have Sheogorath be after you!

What divorced man have you spoken to, dude?

Some guy called Arnand. He's visiting the college right now... unless he has left. I don't know.

Oh, dude, you've gotta tell me bout it. Was there anything interesting? Did his spouse take half of everything?

I tried not to pry too much. They were together for years and recently split up. Their relationship sounded unhealthy. Again, I didn't ask for too many details. Arnand thinks his ex is going to try and win him over but I told him not to let that happen.

Dude, maybe that's who we could spy on! Not to root for the relationships, but y'know, to watch the drama.

I guess we could? I don't know, it feels weird to spy on an actual person instead of Gods, you know? Actually, no you don't. You got really excited when I said you can spy on me.

And I have been spying on you till you said to stop. Don't worry about the mortality, bro! Think of it as a way to help him out while also getting a bit of drama for yourself and your bestie.

Yeah, man! What if his ex is some kinda maniac and he'll need help in the future?

Okay yeah, that is very likely. He can probably handle it though, he used to hang out with dragonborns for like twenty years.

What dragonborns were there in the past 200 years, man? Was he an elf or somethin?

I don't know, it was hard to tell. I assume he is. He talked about his village I think. Either way, he grew worshipping Magnus and being around a lot of magic. So it's likely he's an elf or a breton who can live for a very long time.

So bretons live that long?

I think it depends on the Breton and how strong the elf part is. He could live longer because of magical means.

Oh yeah, you mages and your weird magic.

Yeah, us and our weird understanding of magicka that's all around us. And in us. It's inside of you too, dude.

Don't talk about the magic in me, dude, that's mine. Is it hard for a mage to extend their lifespan?

Depends on the method. There was this alchemist who made himself immortal with a potion but he doesn't know what ingredient combination it was. I think mages with a lot of magicka can naturally live longer. There's probably some ritual or obscure spell that can make someone live longer. I don't know it unfortunately.

Maybe you can ask that guy or something. So you have more time to become a god and everything.

I'll probably go to Apocrypha and look there. I'll extend my lifespan for Eivine and you.

And you'll become a god too, right, dude?

If Eivine wants to be one too. Otherwise, I don't know.

You've gotta ask her, man.

No it's not, dude! Just casually breach the topic. "Hey man, ever thought about immortality?"

I don't think I can casually approach the topic. Can't you do it?

She's your girlfriend, dude. But just say that I want you to become a god and that I think you'd be lonely without her. You can put it all on me if ya want to.

You've got me, dude. All the fun you could ever need. But Eivine's good to you, so it'll be good to have her.

Eivine is pretty awesome. She can use telepathy now.

Oh, cool man! She can talk to Maggie without issue now.

Dunno, man. I'm not the expert on this kinda thing. Maybe you can make her a daedra or something?

Maybe, I don't know. But also what if I change? Beyond being a mortal person. That my personality, morals, and values change. What if I don't care for you and Eivine?

Dude, look at everyone else who became a god. They still care. Some maybe started caring more than before.

You can spy on me until Herma Mora and Zenithar are reunited... which is hopefully soon.

Oh, dude, really?

Yeah, but only you. I don't want these... weird anonymous people watching me.

Well, they also need someone to spy on for enrichment!

They can spy on literally anyone else!

I've just said why it's not great to spy on the others! Unless you wanna see divorce-like antics or have Sheogorath be after you!

What divorced man have you spoken to, dude?

Some guy called Arnand. He's visiting the college right now... unless he has left. I don't know.

Oh, dude, you've gotta tell me bout it. Was there anything interesting? Did his spouse take half of everything?

I tried not to pry too much. They were together for years and recently split up. Their relationship sounded unhealthy. Again, I didn't ask for too many details. Arnand thinks his ex is going to try and win him over but I told him not to let that happen.

Dude, maybe that's who we could spy on! Not to root for the relationships, but y'know, to watch the drama.

I guess we could? I don't know, it feels weird to spy on an actual person instead of Gods, you know? Actually, no you don't. You got really excited when I said you can spy on me.

And I have been spying on you till you said to stop. Don't worry about the mortality, bro! Think of it as a way to help him out while also getting a bit of drama for yourself and your bestie.

Yeah, man! What if his ex is some kinda maniac and he'll need help in the future?

Okay yeah, that is very likely. He can probably handle it though, he used to hang out with dragonborns for like twenty years.

What dragonborns were there in the past 200 years, man? Was he an elf or somethin?

I don't know, it was hard to tell. I assume he is. He talked about his village I think. Either way, he grew worshipping Magnus and being around a lot of magic. So it's likely he's an elf or a breton who can live for a very long time.

So bretons live that long?

I think it depends on the Breton and how strong the elf part is. He could live longer because of magical means.

Oh yeah, you mages and your weird magic.

Yeah, us and our weird understanding of magicka that's all around us. And in us. It's inside of you too, dude.

Don't talk about the magic in me, dude, that's mine. Is it hard for a mage to extend their lifespan?

Depends on the method. There was this alchemist who made himself immortal with a potion but he doesn't know what ingredient combination it was. I think mages with a lot of magicka can naturally live longer. There's probably some ritual or obscure spell that can make someone live longer. I don't know it unfortunately.

Maybe you can ask that guy or something. So you have more time to become a god and everything.

I'll probably go to Apocrypha and look there. I'll extend my lifespan for Eivine and you.

And you'll become a god too, right, dude?

If Eivine wants to be one too. Otherwise, I don't know.

You've gotta ask her, man.

No it's not, dude! Just casually breach the topic. "Hey man, ever thought about immortality?"

I don't think I can casually approach the topic. Can't you do it?

She's your girlfriend, dude. But just say that I want you to become a god and that I think you'd be lonely without her. You can put it all on me if ya want to.

You've got me, dude. All the fun you could ever need. But Eivine's good to you, so it'll be good to have her.

Eivine is pretty awesome. She can use telepathy now.

Oh, cool man! She can talk to Maggie without issue now.

Dunno, man. I'm not the expert on this kinda thing. Maybe you can make her a daedra or something?

You can spy on me until Herma Mora and Zenithar are reunited... which is hopefully soon.

Oh, dude, really?

Yeah, but only you. I don't want these... weird anonymous people watching me.

Well, they also need someone to spy on for enrichment!

They can spy on literally anyone else!

I've just said why it's not great to spy on the others! Unless you wanna see divorce-like antics or have Sheogorath be after you!

What divorced man have you spoken to, dude?

Some guy called Arnand. He's visiting the college right now... unless he has left. I don't know.

Oh, dude, you've gotta tell me bout it. Was there anything interesting? Did his spouse take half of everything?

I tried not to pry too much. They were together for years and recently split up. Their relationship sounded unhealthy. Again, I didn't ask for too many details. Arnand thinks his ex is going to try and win him over but I told him not to let that happen.

Dude, maybe that's who we could spy on! Not to root for the relationships, but y'know, to watch the drama.

I guess we could? I don't know, it feels weird to spy on an actual person instead of Gods, you know? Actually, no you don't. You got really excited when I said you can spy on me.

And I have been spying on you till you said to stop. Don't worry about the mortality, bro! Think of it as a way to help him out while also getting a bit of drama for yourself and your bestie.

Yeah, man! What if his ex is some kinda maniac and he'll need help in the future?

Okay yeah, that is very likely. He can probably handle it though, he used to hang out with dragonborns for like twenty years.

What dragonborns were there in the past 200 years, man? Was he an elf or somethin?

I don't know, it was hard to tell. I assume he is. He talked about his village I think. Either way, he grew worshipping Magnus and being around a lot of magic. So it's likely he's an elf or a breton who can live for a very long time.

So bretons live that long?

I think it depends on the Breton and how strong the elf part is. He could live longer because of magical means.

Oh yeah, you mages and your weird magic.

Yeah, us and our weird understanding of magicka that's all around us. And in us. It's inside of you too, dude.

Don't talk about the magic in me, dude, that's mine. Is it hard for a mage to extend their lifespan?

Depends on the method. There was this alchemist who made himself immortal with a potion but he doesn't know what ingredient combination it was. I think mages with a lot of magicka can naturally live longer. There's probably some ritual or obscure spell that can make someone live longer. I don't know it unfortunately.

Maybe you can ask that guy or something. So you have more time to become a god and everything.

I'll probably go to Apocrypha and look there. I'll extend my lifespan for Eivine and you.

And you'll become a god too, right, dude?

If Eivine wants to be one too. Otherwise, I don't know.

You've gotta ask her, man.

No it's not, dude! Just casually breach the topic. "Hey man, ever thought about immortality?"

I don't think I can casually approach the topic. Can't you do it?

She's your girlfriend, dude. But just say that I want you to become a god and that I think you'd be lonely without her. You can put it all on me if ya want to.

You've got me, dude. All the fun you could ever need. But Eivine's good to you, so it'll be good to have her.

Eivine is pretty awesome. She can use telepathy now.

Oh, cool man! She can talk to Maggie without issue now.

You can spy on me until Herma Mora and Zenithar are reunited... which is hopefully soon.

Oh, dude, really?

Yeah, but only you. I don't want these... weird anonymous people watching me.

Well, they also need someone to spy on for enrichment!

They can spy on literally anyone else!

I've just said why it's not great to spy on the others! Unless you wanna see divorce-like antics or have Sheogorath be after you!

What divorced man have you spoken to, dude?

Some guy called Arnand. He's visiting the college right now... unless he has left. I don't know.

Oh, dude, you've gotta tell me bout it. Was there anything interesting? Did his spouse take half of everything?

I tried not to pry too much. They were together for years and recently split up. Their relationship sounded unhealthy. Again, I didn't ask for too many details. Arnand thinks his ex is going to try and win him over but I told him not to let that happen.

Dude, maybe that's who we could spy on! Not to root for the relationships, but y'know, to watch the drama.

I guess we could? I don't know, it feels weird to spy on an actual person instead of Gods, you know? Actually, no you don't. You got really excited when I said you can spy on me.

And I have been spying on you till you said to stop. Don't worry about the mortality, bro! Think of it as a way to help him out while also getting a bit of drama for yourself and your bestie.

Yeah, man! What if his ex is some kinda maniac and he'll need help in the future?

Okay yeah, that is very likely. He can probably handle it though, he used to hang out with dragonborns for like twenty years.

What dragonborns were there in the past 200 years, man? Was he an elf or somethin?

I don't know, it was hard to tell. I assume he is. He talked about his village I think. Either way, he grew worshipping Magnus and being around a lot of magic. So it's likely he's an elf or a breton who can live for a very long time.

So bretons live that long?

I think it depends on the Breton and how strong the elf part is. He could live longer because of magical means.

Oh yeah, you mages and your weird magic.

Yeah, us and our weird understanding of magicka that's all around us. And in us. It's inside of you too, dude.

Don't talk about the magic in me, dude, that's mine. Is it hard for a mage to extend their lifespan?

Depends on the method. There was this alchemist who made himself immortal with a potion but he doesn't know what ingredient combination it was. I think mages with a lot of magicka can naturally live longer. There's probably some ritual or obscure spell that can make someone live longer. I don't know it unfortunately.

Maybe you can ask that guy or something. So you have more time to become a god and everything.

I'll probably go to Apocrypha and look there. I'll extend my lifespan for Eivine and you.

And you'll become a god too, right, dude?

If Eivine wants to be one too. Otherwise, I don't know.

You've gotta ask her, man.

No it's not, dude! Just casually breach the topic. "Hey man, ever thought about immortality?"

I don't think I can casually approach the topic. Can't you do it?

She's your girlfriend, dude. But just say that I want you to become a god and that I think you'd be lonely without her. You can put it all on me if ya want to.

You've got me, dude. All the fun you could ever need. But Eivine's good to you, so it'll be good to have her.

You can spy on me until Herma Mora and Zenithar are reunited... which is hopefully soon.

Oh, dude, really?

Yeah, but only you. I don't want these... weird anonymous people watching me.

Well, they also need someone to spy on for enrichment!

They can spy on literally anyone else!

I've just said why it's not great to spy on the others! Unless you wanna see divorce-like antics or have Sheogorath be after you!

What divorced man have you spoken to, dude?

Some guy called Arnand. He's visiting the college right now... unless he has left. I don't know.

Oh, dude, you've gotta tell me bout it. Was there anything interesting? Did his spouse take half of everything?

I tried not to pry too much. They were together for years and recently split up. Their relationship sounded unhealthy. Again, I didn't ask for too many details. Arnand thinks his ex is going to try and win him over but I told him not to let that happen.

Dude, maybe that's who we could spy on! Not to root for the relationships, but y'know, to watch the drama.

I guess we could? I don't know, it feels weird to spy on an actual person instead of Gods, you know? Actually, no you don't. You got really excited when I said you can spy on me.

And I have been spying on you till you said to stop. Don't worry about the mortality, bro! Think of it as a way to help him out while also getting a bit of drama for yourself and your bestie.

Yeah, man! What if his ex is some kinda maniac and he'll need help in the future?

Okay yeah, that is very likely. He can probably handle it though, he used to hang out with dragonborns for like twenty years.

What dragonborns were there in the past 200 years, man? Was he an elf or somethin?

I don't know, it was hard to tell. I assume he is. He talked about his village I think. Either way, he grew worshipping Magnus and being around a lot of magic. So it's likely he's an elf or a breton who can live for a very long time.

So bretons live that long?

I think it depends on the Breton and how strong the elf part is. He could live longer because of magical means.

Oh yeah, you mages and your weird magic.

Yeah, us and our weird understanding of magicka that's all around us. And in us. It's inside of you too, dude.

Don't talk about the magic in me, dude, that's mine. Is it hard for a mage to extend their lifespan?

Depends on the method. There was this alchemist who made himself immortal with a potion but he doesn't know what ingredient combination it was. I think mages with a lot of magicka can naturally live longer. There's probably some ritual or obscure spell that can make someone live longer. I don't know it unfortunately.

Maybe you can ask that guy or something. So you have more time to become a god and everything.

I'll probably go to Apocrypha and look there. I'll extend my lifespan for Eivine and you.

And you'll become a god too, right, dude?

If Eivine wants to be one too. Otherwise, I don't know.

You've gotta ask her, man.

No it's not, dude! Just casually breach the topic. "Hey man, ever thought about immortality?"

I don't think I can casually approach the topic. Can't you do it?

She's your girlfriend, dude. But just say that I want you to become a god and that I think you'd be lonely without her. You can put it all on me if ya want to.

You can spy on me until Herma Mora and Zenithar are reunited... which is hopefully soon.

Oh, dude, really?

Yeah, but only you. I don't want these... weird anonymous people watching me.

Well, they also need someone to spy on for enrichment!

They can spy on literally anyone else!

I've just said why it's not great to spy on the others! Unless you wanna see divorce-like antics or have Sheogorath be after you!

What divorced man have you spoken to, dude?

Some guy called Arnand. He's visiting the college right now... unless he has left. I don't know.

Oh, dude, you've gotta tell me bout it. Was there anything interesting? Did his spouse take half of everything?

I tried not to pry too much. They were together for years and recently split up. Their relationship sounded unhealthy. Again, I didn't ask for too many details. Arnand thinks his ex is going to try and win him over but I told him not to let that happen.

Dude, maybe that's who we could spy on! Not to root for the relationships, but y'know, to watch the drama.

I guess we could? I don't know, it feels weird to spy on an actual person instead of Gods, you know? Actually, no you don't. You got really excited when I said you can spy on me.

And I have been spying on you till you said to stop. Don't worry about the mortality, bro! Think of it as a way to help him out while also getting a bit of drama for yourself and your bestie.

Yeah, man! What if his ex is some kinda maniac and he'll need help in the future?

Okay yeah, that is very likely. He can probably handle it though, he used to hang out with dragonborns for like twenty years.

What dragonborns were there in the past 200 years, man? Was he an elf or somethin?

I don't know, it was hard to tell. I assume he is. He talked about his village I think. Either way, he grew worshipping Magnus and being around a lot of magic. So it's likely he's an elf or a breton who can live for a very long time.

So bretons live that long?

I think it depends on the Breton and how strong the elf part is. He could live longer because of magical means.

Oh yeah, you mages and your weird magic.

Yeah, us and our weird understanding of magicka that's all around us. And in us. It's inside of you too, dude.

Don't talk about the magic in me, dude, that's mine. Is it hard for a mage to extend their lifespan?

Depends on the method. There was this alchemist who made himself immortal with a potion but he doesn't know what ingredient combination it was. I think mages with a lot of magicka can naturally live longer. There's probably some ritual or obscure spell that can make someone live longer. I don't know it unfortunately.

Maybe you can ask that guy or something. So you have more time to become a god and everything.

I'll probably go to Apocrypha and look there. I'll extend my lifespan for Eivine and you.

And you'll become a god too, right, dude?

If Eivine wants to be one too. Otherwise, I don't know.

You've gotta ask her, man.

No it's not, dude! Just casually breach the topic. "Hey man, ever thought about immortality?"

You can spy on me until Herma Mora and Zenithar are reunited... which is hopefully soon.

Oh, dude, really?

Yeah, but only you. I don't want these... weird anonymous people watching me.

Well, they also need someone to spy on for enrichment!

They can spy on literally anyone else!

I've just said why it's not great to spy on the others! Unless you wanna see divorce-like antics or have Sheogorath be after you!

What divorced man have you spoken to, dude?

Some guy called Arnand. He's visiting the college right now... unless he has left. I don't know.

Oh, dude, you've gotta tell me bout it. Was there anything interesting? Did his spouse take half of everything?

I tried not to pry too much. They were together for years and recently split up. Their relationship sounded unhealthy. Again, I didn't ask for too many details. Arnand thinks his ex is going to try and win him over but I told him not to let that happen.

Dude, maybe that's who we could spy on! Not to root for the relationships, but y'know, to watch the drama.

I guess we could? I don't know, it feels weird to spy on an actual person instead of Gods, you know? Actually, no you don't. You got really excited when I said you can spy on me.

And I have been spying on you till you said to stop. Don't worry about the mortality, bro! Think of it as a way to help him out while also getting a bit of drama for yourself and your bestie.

Yeah, man! What if his ex is some kinda maniac and he'll need help in the future?

Okay yeah, that is very likely. He can probably handle it though, he used to hang out with dragonborns for like twenty years.

What dragonborns were there in the past 200 years, man? Was he an elf or somethin?

I don't know, it was hard to tell. I assume he is. He talked about his village I think. Either way, he grew worshipping Magnus and being around a lot of magic. So it's likely he's an elf or a breton who can live for a very long time.

So bretons live that long?

I think it depends on the Breton and how strong the elf part is. He could live longer because of magical means.

Oh yeah, you mages and your weird magic.

Yeah, us and our weird understanding of magicka that's all around us. And in us. It's inside of you too, dude.

Don't talk about the magic in me, dude, that's mine. Is it hard for a mage to extend their lifespan?

Depends on the method. There was this alchemist who made himself immortal with a potion but he doesn't know what ingredient combination it was. I think mages with a lot of magicka can naturally live longer. There's probably some ritual or obscure spell that can make someone live longer. I don't know it unfortunately.

Maybe you can ask that guy or something. So you have more time to become a god and everything.

I'll probably go to Apocrypha and look there. I'll extend my lifespan for Eivine and you.

And you'll become a god too, right, dude?

If Eivine wants to be one too. Otherwise, I don't know.

You've gotta ask her, man.

You can spy on me until Herma Mora and Zenithar are reunited... which is hopefully soon.

Oh, dude, really?

Yeah, but only you. I don't want these... weird anonymous people watching me.

Well, they also need someone to spy on for enrichment!

They can spy on literally anyone else!

I've just said why it's not great to spy on the others! Unless you wanna see divorce-like antics or have Sheogorath be after you!

What divorced man have you spoken to, dude?

Some guy called Arnand. He's visiting the college right now... unless he has left. I don't know.

Oh, dude, you've gotta tell me bout it. Was there anything interesting? Did his spouse take half of everything?

I tried not to pry too much. They were together for years and recently split up. Their relationship sounded unhealthy. Again, I didn't ask for too many details. Arnand thinks his ex is going to try and win him over but I told him not to let that happen.

Dude, maybe that's who we could spy on! Not to root for the relationships, but y'know, to watch the drama.

I guess we could? I don't know, it feels weird to spy on an actual person instead of Gods, you know? Actually, no you don't. You got really excited when I said you can spy on me.

And I have been spying on you till you said to stop. Don't worry about the mortality, bro! Think of it as a way to help him out while also getting a bit of drama for yourself and your bestie.

Yeah, man! What if his ex is some kinda maniac and he'll need help in the future?

Okay yeah, that is very likely. He can probably handle it though, he used to hang out with dragonborns for like twenty years.

What dragonborns were there in the past 200 years, man? Was he an elf or somethin?

I don't know, it was hard to tell. I assume he is. He talked about his village I think. Either way, he grew worshipping Magnus and being around a lot of magic. So it's likely he's an elf or a breton who can live for a very long time.

So bretons live that long?

I think it depends on the Breton and how strong the elf part is. He could live longer because of magical means.

Oh yeah, you mages and your weird magic.

Yeah, us and our weird understanding of magicka that's all around us. And in us. It's inside of you too, dude.

Don't talk about the magic in me, dude, that's mine. Is it hard for a mage to extend their lifespan?

Depends on the method. There was this alchemist who made himself immortal with a potion but he doesn't know what ingredient combination it was. I think mages with a lot of magicka can naturally live longer. There's probably some ritual or obscure spell that can make someone live longer. I don't know it unfortunately.

Maybe you can ask that guy or something. So you have more time to become a god and everything.

I'll probably go to Apocrypha and look there. I'll extend my lifespan for Eivine and you.

And you'll become a god too, right, dude?

You can spy on me until Herma Mora and Zenithar are reunited... which is hopefully soon.

Oh, dude, really?

Yeah, but only you. I don't want these... weird anonymous people watching me.

Well, they also need someone to spy on for enrichment!

They can spy on literally anyone else!

I've just said why it's not great to spy on the others! Unless you wanna see divorce-like antics or have Sheogorath be after you!

What divorced man have you spoken to, dude?

Some guy called Arnand. He's visiting the college right now... unless he has left. I don't know.

Oh, dude, you've gotta tell me bout it. Was there anything interesting? Did his spouse take half of everything?

I tried not to pry too much. They were together for years and recently split up. Their relationship sounded unhealthy. Again, I didn't ask for too many details. Arnand thinks his ex is going to try and win him over but I told him not to let that happen.

Dude, maybe that's who we could spy on! Not to root for the relationships, but y'know, to watch the drama.

I guess we could? I don't know, it feels weird to spy on an actual person instead of Gods, you know? Actually, no you don't. You got really excited when I said you can spy on me.

And I have been spying on you till you said to stop. Don't worry about the mortality, bro! Think of it as a way to help him out while also getting a bit of drama for yourself and your bestie.

Yeah, man! What if his ex is some kinda maniac and he'll need help in the future?

Okay yeah, that is very likely. He can probably handle it though, he used to hang out with dragonborns for like twenty years.

What dragonborns were there in the past 200 years, man? Was he an elf or somethin?

I don't know, it was hard to tell. I assume he is. He talked about his village I think. Either way, he grew worshipping Magnus and being around a lot of magic. So it's likely he's an elf or a breton who can live for a very long time.

So bretons live that long?

I think it depends on the Breton and how strong the elf part is. He could live longer because of magical means.

Oh yeah, you mages and your weird magic.

Yeah, us and our weird understanding of magicka that's all around us. And in us. It's inside of you too, dude.

Don't talk about the magic in me, dude, that's mine. Is it hard for a mage to extend their lifespan?

Depends on the method. There was this alchemist who made himself immortal with a potion but he doesn't know what ingredient combination it was. I think mages with a lot of magicka can naturally live longer. There's probably some ritual or obscure spell that can make someone live longer. I don't know it unfortunately.

Maybe you can ask that guy or something. So you have more time to become a god and everything.

You can spy on me until Herma Mora and Zenithar are reunited... which is hopefully soon.

Oh, dude, really?

Yeah, but only you. I don't want these... weird anonymous people watching me.

Well, they also need someone to spy on for enrichment!

They can spy on literally anyone else!

I've just said why it's not great to spy on the others! Unless you wanna see divorce-like antics or have Sheogorath be after you!

What divorced man have you spoken to, dude?

Some guy called Arnand. He's visiting the college right now... unless he has left. I don't know.

Oh, dude, you've gotta tell me bout it. Was there anything interesting? Did his spouse take half of everything?

I tried not to pry too much. They were together for years and recently split up. Their relationship sounded unhealthy. Again, I didn't ask for too many details. Arnand thinks his ex is going to try and win him over but I told him not to let that happen.

Dude, maybe that's who we could spy on! Not to root for the relationships, but y'know, to watch the drama.

I guess we could? I don't know, it feels weird to spy on an actual person instead of Gods, you know? Actually, no you don't. You got really excited when I said you can spy on me.

And I have been spying on you till you said to stop. Don't worry about the mortality, bro! Think of it as a way to help him out while also getting a bit of drama for yourself and your bestie.

Yeah, man! What if his ex is some kinda maniac and he'll need help in the future?

Okay yeah, that is very likely. He can probably handle it though, he used to hang out with dragonborns for like twenty years.

What dragonborns were there in the past 200 years, man? Was he an elf or somethin?

I don't know, it was hard to tell. I assume he is. He talked about his village I think. Either way, he grew worshipping Magnus and being around a lot of magic. So it's likely he's an elf or a breton who can live for a very long time.

So bretons live that long?

I think it depends on the Breton and how strong the elf part is. He could live longer because of magical means.

Oh yeah, you mages and your weird magic.

Yeah, us and our weird understanding of magicka that's all around us. And in us. It's inside of you too, dude.

Don't talk about the magic in me, dude, that's mine. Is it hard for a mage to extend their lifespan?

You can spy on me until Herma Mora and Zenithar are reunited... which is hopefully soon.

Oh, dude, really?

Yeah, but only you. I don't want these... weird anonymous people watching me.

Well, they also need someone to spy on for enrichment!

They can spy on literally anyone else!

I've just said why it's not great to spy on the others! Unless you wanna see divorce-like antics or have Sheogorath be after you!

What divorced man have you spoken to, dude?

Some guy called Arnand. He's visiting the college right now... unless he has left. I don't know.

Oh, dude, you've gotta tell me bout it. Was there anything interesting? Did his spouse take half of everything?

I tried not to pry too much. They were together for years and recently split up. Their relationship sounded unhealthy. Again, I didn't ask for too many details. Arnand thinks his ex is going to try and win him over but I told him not to let that happen.

Dude, maybe that's who we could spy on! Not to root for the relationships, but y'know, to watch the drama.

I guess we could? I don't know, it feels weird to spy on an actual person instead of Gods, you know? Actually, no you don't. You got really excited when I said you can spy on me.

And I have been spying on you till you said to stop. Don't worry about the mortality, bro! Think of it as a way to help him out while also getting a bit of drama for yourself and your bestie.

Yeah, man! What if his ex is some kinda maniac and he'll need help in the future?

Okay yeah, that is very likely. He can probably handle it though, he used to hang out with dragonborns for like twenty years.

What dragonborns were there in the past 200 years, man? Was he an elf or somethin?

I don't know, it was hard to tell. I assume he is. He talked about his village I think. Either way, he grew worshipping Magnus and being around a lot of magic. So it's likely he's an elf or a breton who can live for a very long time.

So bretons live that long?

I think it depends on the Breton and how strong the elf part is. He could live longer because of magical means.

Oh yeah, you mages and your weird magic.