私です。

no, i wasn’t joking. my problem is moreso with the english translation of the game than the original japanese version. the japanese names both make sense and aren’t offensive.

let’s start with señor don gato (japanese name was boots).

his name literally means “mister mister cat”. it’s not even proper spanish and the fact that it’s just a lazy joke of my language. they didn’t even try to make it a pun.

xerxes IX (japanese name was prince).

creators: “let’s see how many things that have the word ‘persian’ in it can we mash on to make the cat more of a persian stereotype”

the cat is literally just a persian cat wrapped in a persian carpet. like …. what the fuck

chairman meow (japanese name was pot cat)

i’m not even going to go into this just here

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kathmandu (japanese name was noble brows).

kathmandu is the capital of nepal

why a cat named after a nepali city is wearing kuge is beyond me

saint purrtrick (japanese name was cat returned).

im entirely confused by this cat

saint patrick wasn’t crucified i dont know why it says so on the wiki page

he was literally a slave as a kid until he managed to escape

it’s not fucking funny

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