i know it's august cause the hoteps start smelling how fertile i am

just had my suspicions validated and got vindicated... and i dont even feel a bit better LOL

they werent lying about q tips i literally cant hear out my right ear for two days now LOL

im the girl whose boyfriend teaches her to stop using 3 in 1 as skin care

hotep dick hit fierce sometimes idgaf if he start talking about the heavy metals in the clementines that dick musk got me acting upppppp

imelda marcos ffs before and after

they called me warsh and geaux

also last thought and im goin to bed but i kinda live for love island when theyre like completely dodging the issue but then theyre like ... "i just love that we can talk and be open and honest" whole time they hate each other