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It's very possible that the 88 thing is a poorly thought out coincidence but seriously Toycat there's no way you've never heard of it?? What the hell.
*Angy Bdubs noises*
hermitcraft according to someone who never watched it
they build cool stuff and have a working economy. actual nice stuff. there is a big bomb missile thing and some of them put their names in it. maybe a lottery from god?
these are the people who play on this server. i dont think any of them stream but maybe they do
grian
building man
wings?? watcher something something??
can speak to cats i think
i watched like three of his videos during s6
mumbo (jumbo)
redstone guy
mustache
also very british
like 45 years old or something
false (symmetry (?))
i see her in mcc a lot
she seems very cool
good at battle box i think
read that one fic with the wings
ethoslab
anime kinnie
long flowing hair
i think he builds
might use a wheelchair but im not sure
zombiecleo
shes a zombie
cool design
no idea what she does though
only person here i respect probably
joe hills
bard
i think he has a southern accent
but ive seen 2 clips of him
and in one he did and in the other he didnt
theater kid
xisumavoid
maybe this is the anime kinnie??
probably british
has evil counterpart
pretty sure he has a tumblr
created bedwars i think
bdubs
blond
his skin looks like a frog man
like if a frog got turned into a man
and was shoved into human life
crazed probably
good times with scar
no maybe this is the blond frog guy
i think he does redstone
impulse
i feel like thats not their full name
??
????
builder probably
stressmonster
shes really stressed i think
pretty
cubfan
probably a furry
boy ??
no im pretty sure this is the blond frog guy
but then who are the other two
gecko
their skin is a gecko
i dont know their full username
i can find no information on them
rendog
we have a nice line up of furries today
redstone man go crazy go stupid
grumbot
has a mustache
does like. elytra stuff i think
more than the others
zedaph
WAIT NO THIS IS THE BLOND FROG GUY
yes
im sure this time
theres another one
like theres the blond frog guy and then the guy with the big grin
this is the guy with the big grin
tango
who is this
I am in tears oh my god /lh
I didn't realize why you called xisuma a furry at first and that sent me
I was so curious who blonde frog was and the fact that it ended up being zedaph please where did you get frog from I need to know
Gecko?????? Gecko???? I genuinely do not know who you are referring to and im,, for some reason I'm guessing doc?? But I don't?? Hjdhshdh??????
Grumbot gets hermit rights 2021 he deserves it
The fact that you said mumbo is 45 is really funny, for context he is the youngest person on the server he's 25
I appreciate the mental image of long haired etho
Anime kinnie xisuma also sent me, but if you're looking for kin his skin is literally doom guy so
You have joe hills absolutley down you are 100% correct /g
Scar is the one with a wheelchair and god help us all if he ever does redstone (he does very great builds!! Redstone,, not,, so much)
I really want to know if the sewer cats thing is why you think grian can speak to cats
Tango: who is this
Op is 100% correct idk what these corrections are about /j
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its so funny for me to see posts on my dash abt hermitcraft ppl being absolutely horrified by dream smp content like “theres creeper holes everywhere?? people fight wars and theres lives n shit?? everyone steals shit? what??” bc i have the exact OPPOSITE fear reaction to hermitcraft. it absolutely terrifies me.
dream smp is accessible. yeah everyones got some amount of lives and they scurry in the dirt and fight and shit, sure, thats just human history but HERMITCRAFT??
hermitcraft is some eldritch fucking being of mega builds and deities n shit. like their fucking houses are MASSIVE and INTRICATE, what the fuck do you MEAN someone flipped someones house as a PRANK?? those players have no issue with grinding their life away because damn this build would look good w anvil accents and some netherite blocks. do they just fucking LIVE on the server to get it all done??? i dont even know what the fUCK the mycelium war is but it sounds absolutely horrifying and eldritch as its all consuming and they all do this chaos with a polite wave and smile. its just a scale i cant COMPREHEND dude fjkdsljf
someone: “and theres this ai mayor whos stuck living in a simulator where they won the election so that they dont completely breakdown or smthing”
me: oh thank god something i can handle
This post makes me happy
Here's a potentially angsty X-life au or headcanon-
Llama Terry was actually a a test for Joel, sent by the One True Jeremy, so Joel could prove if he was really worthy to lead Jeremyism. A test that Joel failed by giving in to Llama Terry's plans to cause death and destruction.
This was a part of something else but I burnt out
so I give yall this smallishbeans
smallishbeans, aka joel, should defiantly join hermitcraft when season 8 rolls around. he has a very similar video making/ minecraft playing style to slot of the hermits, and his building/terraforming skills are defiantly on level with a lot of the hermits. I mean the beans palace gave me VERY grian mansion vibes, like holy crap that’s oddly... familiar? his sense of humour is very hermit-feeling, and i think he’d get on well with the hermits. in this essay, i will
HAPPY TEN YEARS TO SCAR
thank you for all the Good Times

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Thinking of starting a Hermitcraft fandom event, but I'm not sure I can handle it all by myself. This will be a tumblr-wide thing and may get pretty big, and I'm not sure if I can see it through to the end, in which case I might need one or two people helping me out! I'm thinking something on the scale of Demise 2.
Keeping details secret for now but if you're interested in helping out with this event, please DM me because I would love to make this a reality!
Edit: Please reblog if you'd be interested in joining in, even if you don't want to help run it. It'll give me a good idea of how many people might take part.
Another edit because people seem to be confused: When I said it would be on the same scale as Demise, I didn't mean it would be the same type of event. There are currently no plans to include artwork of any kind
Update: the plan is going ahead!
Myself and two other hermitcraft fans will be finalising things over the next day or two, then I'll make a post detailing the event and allowing sign-ups.
Watch this space!
Okay is anyone going to make a compilation of Joel being Unhinged ™ or do I have to do it myself?
Some help, mineblr? I recently got my own minecraft account and I love playing survival, but always on peaceful mode. I've even beaten the dragon several times, on peaceful (I would build a box around the blaze spawner and snipe them from afar on easy mode, then change right back to peaceful). As stupid as it sounds, I'm having a lot trouble trying to get over my fear of minecraft monsters. I made a new world on easy, and immediately camped out in a village. I have armour, but now the iron golem is dead along with all but three of the villagers. I had to lock everyone in their houses and I'm frustrated beyond belief. I can't go in caves, I use torches on nearly every block in my mine, and I can barely go outside out of fear of a bunch of pixalated monsters. Anyone have advice? I love my peaceful world, but I'd like to play minecraft... normally. For once.
Does anyone know if the ender dragon breaks water source blocks? Twice now the dragon's flown into me while I'm water bucketing up a tower and I've lost the water.
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Why am I allowed to think
I've had
The single
Worst idea
The most cursed, the most potent
X life, but in reverse: you start with 10 hearts and each time you die you lose one
Okay so I wanna talk about x-life cuz it deserves more attention and there should be more fan content for it! If you're in the dreamsmp or mcyt fandom or if you watched one-life, harmony hallow, and those sorts of severs you should check out x-life! Even if your not maybe read this post and check it out if it sounds interesting.
I personally only watch jacksucksatlife (jack), smallishbeans (Joel), seapeekay (cpk/callum) , fwip, dangthatsalongname (Smajor1995/scott) and theorionsound (oli) so I'll mostly be talking about them. But there are plenty of other ppl on the server to watch!
Most people on the x-life server (as far as know) upload xlife twice a week (except JackSucks who uploads once a week)
First off x-life is a modded minecraft sever with several minecraft YouTubers. The biggest thing about this sever is that everyone stars off with 1 heart and everytime you die you gain another heart, until you reach 10 hearts, if you die after that you can no longer play om the server.
Now, let's start with Jeremyism. Which is a religion (totally not a cult) about Jeremy, a doneky. Joel created Jeremyism, it started off as something that only he was apart of, he'd name all of his animals Jeremy and stuff. One day Joel decided to prank everyone on the server by giving them all animals named Jeremy, Scott in response renamed some Joels animals from Jeremy to something else (I think it was Sandra)
After this Joel was so mad that he created a church for Jeremyism, Scott was not allowed to join. Someone on the server put signs around everyone's base claiming that Jeremyism was a cult, despite this people still joined the religion. Others not apart of Jeremyism still call it call tho.
Cpk and Jack are the other two from the ppl I watch who are apart of Jeremyism, but besides these three there are two other members. Jack joined in an interesting way. Jack had the most lives on the server and Joel wanted to kill him. They made an agreement that Joel could kill Jack and Jack would Jeremyism and change his name to Jeremy in exchange for 5 stacks of diamonds, a statue of himself a castle for his pet Vikrams and other stuff I'm sure I'm forgetting. (even tho Jack is technically Jeremy now ill be referring to him as Jack just to be a bit less confusing)
Fwip, before Joel built the Vikram castle, was building a giant beanstock for Jack with a castle at the top, unfortunately for him Joel built his castle right after fwip finished his it got over shadowed
Now back to Jeremyism. Another person on the server, Joey graceffa, made a witch coven, which noone in Jeremyism is allowed to join, but Joel is 100% okay with ppl being apart of both. The coven does not like Jeremyism, Jeremyism kind of couldn't care less. Also Scott is apart of the coven (and so is lizze, who is joels wife)
Fwip also made a magic police/detective agency because of Jeremyism and the coven.
Joel, fwip and Scott (Scott a bit less so) are known as that main builders on the server, so if you like that kind of stuff I suggest watching them.
Callum is pretty chill all around, although he was once the person who was on one heart for the longest time, until he fell during a parkour challenge and then decided to get ppl to kill him until was on 8 hearts.
Jack and Oli are both pretty chaotic. Jack has released several dangerous mobs at spawn, such as ghast and giant magma cube which killed another player on the server (it was actually the players gf who was playing and got killed)
Jack also isn't a very got pet owner tho he probably has the most pets on the server, several pets of his have died or despawned.
Oli on the other hand is a different kind of chaos. He didn't upload for months (he's kind of known for that) but recently he finally uploaded in which he explained that he wanted to be the last person left on one heart, and he did that by not playing on the server. When he finally joined he realized that another player (Gem), who had joined a bit later than the others, still only had one heart.
Realizing he couldn't have that as his thing he tried to join the coven even tho he had none of the necessities to join, then he found out that Gem was also in the coven, the had a witches duel, Oli lost (and died and gained another heart). The video ended with oli sleeping in the rain as he has no house and Joel coming up to him and coercing him into joking Jeremyism (even tho throughout the video he was told it was a cult several times) this is so far the video he's uploaded, we'll see if he uploads again.
Theres many other things going on on the server and totally suggest watching it, sorry that I uh kind of spoiled quite a bit but I wanted to talk about it and thought that these thigs might interest ppl into watching it. Sorry for the long post