What if Mike was short for Micycle

come into bed and listen to the rain with me

please be gentle to your pets, they trust you so much and believe that whatever youre doing for them is the best thing. they trust you to be kind and benevolent. small critter or otherwise, you have the trust of this animal, and i implore you to be gentle and decent. don’t betray that trust

when you see a dog and your heart is like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do u ever zone out but ur aware that ur zoned out but ur too lazy to zone back in

too busy watering my own grass to check if yours is greener

ed has no girlfriend because sheeran away

what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

tequila mockingbird