➥ DETECTIVE !

THE TIME IS 1:55.  his mastermind scheme, if accepted, is creeping towards them like a slow-moving vehicle.  that being said?  he can barely contain the juvenile smile splitting square across his face.  ‘  five minutes,  you and me,  boardroom.  bring all your best candies, ok!  i wanna have a tea party so sweet that we both walk away with killer toothaches!  ’   @snowgleam. 

         HEEEEY!!  you guys are the coolest, thank you!  how’s about you like this post if you want a starter?  i may slip into your DMs for some plotting throughout the day!

         hiya !!  i’m dippin my toes into some new fandom waters,  so  —  if you wouldn’t mind liking or reblogging this post if ya wanna interact with supersleuth edogawa ranpo from bungou stray dogs,  i’d mega appreciate it !! <3

                  ‘  whaaaaat?  ew!  that’s the ugliest question you’ve ever asked me, you know!  so ugly that i think i’m gonna take the rest of the day off to recuperate!  —  and you should, too, because of your weird can’t-lift-a-pen thing!  ’