I HATE THIS OVERPRICED BULLSHIT.

I’m not prostituting my sister!

Acne isn’t a rash and it isn’t contagious you prepubescent wastoid!

Hey. guys, do you see the–

Get away from me.

(name) called. Wants you to look at his pumpkins. Says they were contaminated by his vengeful neighbor Eugene.

Yeah, screw you too.

Girls don’t play video games.

What do you think this evil wanted to do?

I’m gonna be honest with you. It’s probably gonna get worse, before it gets better.

I understand what you went through.

Those people are gone.

I need you to trust me.

Being a freak’s the best. That’s why I’m a freak.

The thing is, nobody normal ever accomplished anything meaningful in this world.

We don’t do risks. They’re stupid. And?

We’re not stupid.

It’s like halfway happy.

Who you gonna call?

Why do people make these decisions.

I didn’t realize it was such an honor to go trick or treating with you!

That man done lost his mind.

Aren’t you cute, little exterminators!

If we both go crazy, we go crazy together.

It’s very unhealthy to leave me out here. I could have a heart attack.

Are you constipated again?

You know the great thing about it? It’s only 8,000 calories.

Friends. Don’t. Lie.

I need my paddles to travel.

I NEED MY PADDLES.

Yes, my lord?

They’re called flashlights, you dipshits.

Why’s he gotta kick the door?

I call them the uhhh… Don’t Be Stupid Rules.

He’s like a living booger!

Alright, so… so you’re giving me orders now? No.

I have done my part, now you do yours.

(name). English.

WE NEED TO GO. RIGHT NOW.

No more secrets, okay?

I still feel it.

I don’t lie. I protect, and I feed, and I teach.

You wanna go out in the world? Grow up.

No. He likes it cold.

For my sake, please deal with her!

Plenty of bitches in the sea.

I’m assuming you’re behind me.

I’d call it one hell of a mistake. Wouldn’t you?

You still stink, by the way.

We got those.

She’s never wrong, son.

I’m sorry. You ate my cat.

And keep things PG in here, alright?

She wants to talk.

❥      NON - SEXUAL   ACTS   OF   DOMINANCE . 

feel free to edit or elaborate as you please .   ( add  ‘ reverse ‘  to your message if you’d like to see how my muse would perform the action ) . otherwise , send in one of these for my muse’s reaction to   …

[ lit ]  your muse lighting a cigarette , spliff , etc. for mine . 

[ order ]  your muse ordering for mine at a restaurant or bar .

[ guide ]  your muse putting a hand on mine’s back to lead them .

[ pay ]  your muse paying for mine at a store , bar , restaurant , etc . ( you can specify where or for what . )

[ open ]  your muse opening a door for mine .

[ dry ]  your muse drying mine off with a towel after a shower , bath , swimming , etc . 

[ instruct ]  your muse giving mine instructions / telling them what to do . 

[ groom ]  your muse adjusting mine’s appearance , such as straightening a tie , fixing their hair , or buttoning their shirt for them , etc . 

[ direct ]  your muse taking mine by the chin and telling them to look yours in the eye .

[ disagree ]  your muse sternly telling mine  ‘ no ‘ .

[ rest ]  your muse resting their arm over mine’s shoulder / s .

[ clean ]  your muse cleaning a smudge of something off mine’s cheek , forehead , etc .   feel free to specify what and how . 

[ answer ]  your muse answering a question meant for mine . 

[ coat ]   your muse holds mine’s coat out for them while they put it on .

[ pilot ]  your muse taking mine by the arm , hand , shoulder , etc . to lead them . 

[ stare ]  your muse staring mine down . 

[ placement ]  your muse telling mine to sit down .

[ teach ]  your muse taking control of mine’s hand , arm , hips , etc . to make sure they do something correctly .  

[ patience ]  your muse telling mine to be patient .

[ tears ]  your muse wiping away mine’s tears .

[ swat ]  your muse swatting mine’s hand away from something they’re not supposed to touch .  

[ jewelry  ]  your muse clasping a piece of jewelry for mine , such as a necklace , or earrings . 

[ enough ]  your muse commanding mine to stop talking . 

[ retrieve ]  your muse requesting or ordering mine to retrieve them something .

[ invite ]  your muse inviting mine to sit on their lap .

[ lean ]  your muse inviting mine to lean into their side while they’re sitting or laying together . 

[ calm ]   your muse telling mine to  ‘ just breathe ‘ .

[ scold ]  your muse scolding mine for something .

[ comfort ]  your muse pulling mine into a reassuring hug .

[ approval ]  your muse complimenting mine on a choice they’ve made .

[ beckon ]  your muse beckoning mine to them without speaking . 

[ laces ]  your muse lacing , tying , or zipping something for mine , such as shoes , a dress , or a jacket , etc .

[ stay ]  your muse telling mine to stay in the car . 

[ defend ]  your muse defending mine’s reputation , dignity , or safety for them . 

[ feed ]  your muse feeding mine something , feel free to specify what .

[ volume ]  your muse demanding mine speak louder .

[ read ]  your muse reading something to mine .

[ refill ]  your muse refilling mine’s glass for them .