Cordelia Carstairs.

Tony: goofing off for the press at all sorts of formal events, candids of Pepper asleep or snoring, selfies of him in the suit lounging on iconic landmarks (the Great Pyramids, anyone?), shots very similar to ones found on the BrosBeingBasic account

Pietro: his beautifully organized Nike collection, shirtless gym selfies, grinning while racing by team members while they look up startled, all sorts of food, embarrassing pictures of Wanda, screenshots of his Map My Run times with sassy captions

Wanda: scenic images of open fields, sunsets and skylines, new eyeshadow kits, books, her and Vision, Pietro stuffing his face all over the city, any cute animals she sees

Steve: tbts with the Howling Commandos and Peggy, pictures with fans, Brooklyn hangout spots, group pictures with his new team, contemporary cds he likes, quotes about freedom

Thor: multiple shots of Mjölnir at different angles, blurry selfies, awkwardly close photos of Jane, any alcohol he tries

Bruce: new tech gear, selfies of him and Tony at 2 am in the lab, throwbacks with smiling families in Kolcata, his favorite teas and snacks

Clint: candids of Natasha, casual selfies with him and his bow, any new sunglasses he gets, views from up in his “nests”

Natasha: pictures of her and Clint driving around, feminist quotes, fierce OOTDs, wine nights with Wanda,

send me a ship and i’ll tell you which one:

immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on: im torn on this one but i’m going to say jemma which is a super adorable mental image by the way

wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: leopold fricking fitz

sends the other unsolicited nudes: jemma because fitz would be too nervous or something idk

brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: probably jemma lbr

comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: oh my gosh fitz!! and it applies to literally anyplace that sells food

blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: simmons 

killed the guy (also, which hid the body): jemma always kills the guy and forgets about the body so fitz has to go back and seize the corpse

wears the least clothing around the house: jemma doesn’t leave the bedroom unless she looks perfect while fitz will wander around in boxers and maybe a t-shirt for the entire day

send me a ship and i’ll tell you which one:

immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on: skyyyeeeeee oh my gosh skye

wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: we all know how ward feels about pancakes so absolutely ward

sends the other unsolicited nudes: i feel like they’re both pretty guilty here

brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: skye. ward, on the other hand, actually does know karate.

comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: why do i see grant ward doing this idk

blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: 100% skye. but then it rubs off on ward and he starts doing it too and skye’s just like “fml”

killed the guy (also, which hid the body): both?? 

wears the least clothing around the house: ward. which works out perfect for grantwardsabs instagram

send me a ship and i’ll tell you which one:

immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on: skye. she always makes fitz dance with her and he pretends to hate it but he actually loves it shhh dont tell

wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: i feel like this could be either of them tbh

sends the other unsolicited nudes: skyeeee. all. the. time.

brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: skye again. absolutely skye.

comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: leopold fitz. skye has to literally drag him away

blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: fitz will as long as no one is watching.

killed the guy (also, which hid the body): skye kills the guy, fitz hides the body

wears the least clothing around the house: “skye pls put your pants on. my mom is going to be here any minute”

send me a ship and i’ll tell you which one:

immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on: oh my gosh fitz would and grant would just be like “why” but then he would join in and it would be beautiful

wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: ward. fitz almost always agrees though so it’s nbd

sends the other unsolicited nudes: grant douglas ward

brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: fitz occasionally will and then ward is just like ‘no tiny small u don’t know karate’ and then he proceeds to teach him

comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: both of them but mostly fitz.

blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: fitzzzzzz. ward blames skye for teaching him that move

killed the guy (also, which hid the body): ward does both because fitz doesn’t like dead bodies

wears the least clothing around the house: both of them? i mean they probably just walk around naked half the time ??

send me a ship and i’ll tell you which one:

immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on: coulson. and he’s bad. like, really bad. melinda has to hold back her laughter.

wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: coulson. may’s just like “can’t u wait like two more hours until i’m awake anyway”

sends the other unsolicited nudes: both. both both both.

brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: coulson did once. he learned his lesson,

comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: may. she has a sweet tooth. shhhhh

blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: oh my gosh melinda started doing this waaay back in the day when she and coulson would be on missions and then one time on the bus she did it and the kids were just like “?????”

killed the guy (also, which hid the body): may kills the man, coulson has a ‘hide the body’ guy that he can call

wears the least clothing around the house: may for sure

send me a ship and i’ll tell you which one:

immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on: probably jemma unless ward is trying to embarrass her or something

wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: ward. i believe we’ve already established this. (jemma is happy to oblige tho because pancakes are her favorite)

sends the other unsolicited nudes: jemma that rascal

brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: neither. ward actually knows karate and jemma knows better than to try and pull something like that over him because he’d never believe her

comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: grant ‘puppy eyes’ ward

blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: simmons so would. grant secretly thinks it’s cute.

killed the guy (also, which hid the body): grant kills the guy, and then jemma forgets to hide the body so grant does that too

wears the least clothing around the house: grant ‘magic abs perfect pecs’ ward

Toy Story (1995) – What if toys had feelings?

A Bug’s Life (1998) – What if bugs had feelings?

Monsters, Inc. (2001) – What if monsters had feelings?

Finding Nemo (2003) – What if fish had feelings?

Cars (2006) – What if cars had feelings?

Ratatouille (2007) – What if rats had feelings?

WALL-E (2008) – What if robots had feelings?

Brave (2012) – What if Scotland had feelings?