PhoenixRPG

if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure

Oh god, I used this tactic so often. Because in most cases I was trying to pull dudes for my friends, rather than myself. You figure out who their leader is, go for #3 or #4 in the group, who is generally much cuter and a bit more shy. This is why he ranks high, but not too high. You go hard on this dude. You hold his hand and smile at him. You don’t even have to go further. Dude #3 is just bewildered you brushed off #1. This makes the dude at the top antsy. It causes dissent in the ranks. Your friends can now swoop in, picking from the remaining dudes as they start to scatter in the wind. They have lost all sense of self. You have secured free drinks for the rest of the night. And whatever else your genitals desire.

She broke that shit down so beautifully

women are masterminds and i love it

Is this what going out is like?

Absolutely not ashamed to say that i have done this numerous times, i mean.. a girl’s gotta help her girls out!

WHAT MOVIE IS THIS!? i need this in my life!

Can’t get enough of these two :)

“It’s the spark that made the flame, but how long would it burn?...”

Can you give some talent to the rest of us lesser beings please?

officially the best AU

Why isn’t there a Disney Princess that controls the fire element yet? come onnnn!!!

*ahem* i know...how dare you be so slack ;)