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Where’s All The Limp Dicks?

A Micro-Managed Weekend for Devoted Submissives In Need of Structure.

Your time is not your own. Every action, every movement, every breath is dictated by structure, discipline, and obedience. This weekend is not about mindless relaxation—it is about devotion, refinement, and absolute submission to me.

Your pleasure is secondary. Your obedience is absolute. Your every minute belongs to Me.

From this Friday evening till Sunday evening, your hours are entirely mine and these are my rules.

No porn

No alcohol

No doom scrolling

Behave. Obey. Be disciplined.

Friday Night: Preparation & Submission

7:00 PM – Dinner & Kitchen Perfection

• Cook a balanced meal—but remember, presentation matters.

• Set the table as if I were watching. Every plate aligned, every utensil in its place.

• Clean up meticulously. Run your fingers along every surface to ensure perfection.

8:00 PM – Body Worship & Maintenance

• Shower, but do it slowly—let every touch remind you that your body exists for service.

• Shave if required. Smoothness should be felt, tasted, desired. If I were to lick you between your legs, I should not feel a single hair against my tongue.

• Moisturize. Your skin should be soft enough for me to touch, kiss and claimed as I see fit.

9:00 PM – Devotional Writing & Posture Training

• Write “I am devoted to Madame Naomi” 100 times in your journal. No mistakes. No rushed strokes.

• If you falter, start again.

• Practice kneeling for 15 minutes afterwards. Hands on thighs, back straight, eyes lowered.

10:00 PM – Submission & Stillness

• Sleep at the exact time instructed. Your rest is not for yourself—it is so you can serve me better.

Saturday: Structure, Control & Teasing Denial

6:30 AM – Wake Up.

• No grogginess, no hesitation. You wake up because I say so.

6:35 AM – Bed Perfection

• Make your bed as if I will be inspecting it with a cane. No wrinkles. No room for imperfection.

7:00 AM – Morning Routine & Body Discipline

• Hygiene is ritualistic. Every motion is done with care, with intent.

• Look at yourself in the mirror and say: I am owned. I am controlled. My pleasure belongs to Madam Naomi.

8:00 AM – Chores & Service with a Price

• Scrub every surface. Every inch. Imagine my fingers running along it, testing.

• Laundry must be folded like a gift, like an offering.

• Dust every surface. If you think it’s clean, check again.

• After each task, write “I exist to serve” in your journal.

10:00 AM – Denied Breakfast

• You may eat—but only after you edge yourself once and stop. No release.

• Chew slowly. Be mindful. Be controlled. No whining.

12:00 PM – Assigned Tasks & Controlled Frustration

• Follow pre-determined tasks exactly. No creativity, no shortcuts.

• If you feel frustration build, remember: you do not get to decide. Your hours do not belong to you.

• Edge twice but no finishing after tasks.

3:00 PM – Posture, Exercise.

• Complete your exercise routine gracefully. Stretch beforehand.

4:00 PM - Sweet Torment

Hold a vibrator against yourself for ten. minutes. No sound. No squirming.

• Write “My pleasure belongs to Her” twenty times.

5:00 PM – Reflection & Re-Centering

• Journal about your tasks. What did you do right? What was imperfect?

• No hands between your legs. I know you want to. But you can’t.

8:00 PM – Structured Relaxation

• Even your downtime has rules. You may read, listen, learn—but mindless distraction is forbidden.

• Kneel for 30 minutes before bed. Breathe. Obey.

Sunday: Refinement, Devotion & Final Denial

7:00 AM – Awakening with Purpose

• Open your eyes and remember: today, like every day, belongs to Me.

Make your bed. Tidy your space.

8:00 AM – Mind & Body Alignment

• Meditate. Stillness is submission.

• Stretch. Every movement should be deliberate, controlled.

9: 00 AM - Breakfast and Hydration.

Prioritize a good healthy meal. Nourish yourself for my pleasure.

9: 30 AM - Shower and dress up. Look presentable and tidy.

10:00 AM – Devotion Hour

• Write “My pleasure is Hers to grant or deny” 50 times.

• Say it aloud until you feel it settle deep in your bones.

12:00 PM – Acts of Silent Service

• Find something to do that you were not asked to do. Something to please me.

• Do it perfectly. Expect nothing in return.

3:00 PM – Final Perfection Check

• Review everything—your space, your posture, your mindset. Have you pleased me?

• Have you earned the right to be touched, to be allowed, to be praised?

8:00 PM – Submission in Stillness

• The weekend ends as it should—with quiet obedience, reflection, and an ache between your legs that reminds you who owns your pleasure.

This weekend is not yours. It is mine.

Every touch denied, every task completed, every moment of frustration is a gift. You exist to obey, to serve, to surrender.

My heart pounded as my wife looked into the computer screen. I stood, naked, locked in chastity, as I’d been for the last five years. She’d been dominating me our entire 15-year marriage, and when she took off her shoes and showed me her bare feet, she knew that triggered a submissive response from me.

She controlled every aspect of my life, and I was nervous now because I had requested a chance to go out with a couple of my friends who were in town. I hadn’t seen them in years, but there was a huge risk in asking. If she looked at my “discipline file,” and determined I hadn’t earned the privilege of leaving the house, it was an automatic spanking and a two-week grounding period, meaning I was to be naked at all times in the house, wearing cuffs and shackles, and slept in the cage instead of the bed.

I was confident I’d been good, but she looked at the screen, then at me. I met her eyes briefly - a violation by itself, then quickly dropped my eyes to her feet.

“Sorry honey,” she said. “You were so close, but according to my records, you haven’t earned the privilege of leaving the house. And I just caught you looking into my face, so that will be added to your violations.”

She typed briefly, then glanced at me. “Go face the wall, hands behind your back and wait for the handcuffs. When I feel like spanking you, you’ll go across my knee, then two weeks of grounding - two spankings every day in addition to the usual restrictions. You were so close, little slave, but not this time.”

My heart sank and I faced the wall, placing my hands behind my back. She handcuffed me and patted my bottom.