TrueFeyQueen

if it ends up being trump v. biden again for the US 2024 presidential election that will be the last fucking straw. one of them will drop dead in the middle of their campaign i swear to god

both of them. pray with me

We joke about the absurdly literal names for spells and magic items and such in Dungeons & Dragons, but let me tell you, after playing a game like, say, Exalted 3rd Edition and finding yourself squinting at a character sheet that's just a block list of thirty different fancifully named special abilities trying to remember whether "Finding the Needle's Eye" or "Hunter's Eye Precision" is the dingus you're thinking of, you start to gain an appreciation for the prosaically descriptive.

In this vein, I especially enjoy the existence of the spell Chill Touch, which is not touch range, and does not do cold damage.

Real talk advice for people coming over from reddit: the tranny Mafia runs this site. 80% of the posts you laugh at are probably made by a trans person. You better be cool about that, or you're not gonna last long here. That's not really a threat it's more just a description of what's gonna happen.

post written by an op unaware of how much trans and otherwise queer people dominated the ecosystem of r/196

Responses written by a commenter unaware that they're on our turf now, and they better respect the femdon.

oh yeah? endless fireball tornado blast

Tch. You got no clue who you're casting at kid... Come back when you've learned something.

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