True Elf Facts

True Elf fact: Elves never seem to notice when their facts contradict other facts.

True Elf Fact: Elves do daily lip, eyebrow, and cheek exercises to keep their faces sprightly and nimble.

True Elf fact: Elves hate double clicking. It feels too needy and aggressive.

True Elf Fact: No elf has ever owned or used a rat tail comb, because that just sounds dangerous.

True Elf fact: Elves NEVER slip into something more comfortable. They will only ever slip into something more fabulous.

True Elf Fact: Wistful sighing is considered a fine art among elves.

True Elf fact: Elves refer to gray hairs as "elf highlights" to make mortals feel better about the aging process.

True Elf Fact: Elves can go without water for up to twenty days, but hate doing so as it makes their skin leathery.

True Elf fact: elves are willing to sacrifice a lot of they will look really majestic doing it

True Elf Fact: elves appreciate a good medley

True Elf fact: The average elf is 9% longer than the average human.

True Elf Fact: The official elven rainbow has 26 distinct, named colors.

True Elf fact: Elves prefer using selfie sticks to better photograph their entire bodies, since the outfit is considered almost as important as the face.

True Elf Fact: Elves have outlawed perms on the grounds that they constitute hair abuse.

True Elf Fact: All elven robes have at least three secret pockets, for secret reasons no elf will ever divulge.