.ﾟ☆ﾟ. ╼ random texts.
[ sms ] → i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section [ sms ] → dude, I’m at a wedding and there’s a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I’m getting all emotional [ sms ] → some kid outside just shouted ‘ask the frogs’ [ sms ] → why did i make a hit list last night containing only mcdonalds? [ sms ] → I’m at the airport and there’s a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn’t see you there? [ sms ] → microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes. [ sms ] → my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling. [ sms ] → how can people fall in love when things like bagels exist [ sms ] → someone changed my text signature to “Also, I think I might be gay” last night. Also, I think I might be gay [ sms ] → I’ll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again. [ sms ] → You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn’t say one word, I just listened. [ sms ] → would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight? [ sms ] → he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them [ sms ] → why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled ‘we need more bagels’ [ sms ] → just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta. [ sms ] → dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you [ sms ] → some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
