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we're not kids anymore.
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Love Begins
Three Goblin Art
styofa doing anything
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izzy's playlists!
Peter Solarz

#extradirty

Janaina Medeiros
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
occasionally subtle
RMH
Game of Thrones Daily
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@theartofmadeline
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Milo. Friendly neighborhood cat and eye infection survivor. We love this guy.
Monitor HTTP Traffic
$ apt-get install tcpflow $ tcpflow -p -c -i eth0 port 80 tcpflow[27796]: listening on eth0 00080: GET /status HTTP/1.1 User-Agent: check_http/v2.0.1 (nagios-plugins 2.0.1) Connection: close Host: dev-aa.com Accept: */*
-c Console print. Print the contents of packets to stdout as they are received, without storing any captured data to files (implies -s ).
-p No promiscuous mode.
-i Interface name. See /etc/network/interfaces.
HTTP request body in Chrome dev tools!
MySQL Logging
set global log_output = 'TABLE'; set global general_log = 1; set global expire_logs_days = 1; select * from mysql.general_log;

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Command-line json parsing
This morning I needed to do a batch of API calls and parse the result for a report. It was a perfect storm for me to try out the jq command-line json parsing too. Here's one example from my shell script: First install jq.
$ brew install jq
And here is a sample response from our metrics API. This is what jq is going to parse.
GET http://indatus.com/api/companies/357/metrics { total: 40, totalCalls: 279, emergency: { response: 351 total: 24 }, general: { total: 7 }, leasing: { total: 9 }, courtesy: { total: 0 } }
curl the API and pipe the response into jq. Notice how you can pipe emergency.response (seconds) through a filter that converts the string to a number and divides by 60 to print the response time in minutes.
$ curl -s 'http://indatus.com/api/companies/357/metrics' | jq '. | {total: .totalCalls, emergency: .emergency.total, general: .general.total, leasing: .leasing.total, response: .emergency.response | tonumber/60}' { "leasing": 9, "general": 7, "emergency": 24, "total": 346, "response": 12.8 }
Git Tips: Amend previous commit and keep commit message
$ git commit --amend --no-edit
Nuggets: Laracon NYC 2014
Talks
Laracon 2014 speaker decks
Chris Fidao Hexagonal Architecture Slide Deck
Shawn McCool - Laravel Architecture
Learning
Latency Numbers Every Programmer Should Know
superhero.js - This page is a continuously updated list of articles that help explain the syntax of JavaScript, how to organize your projects, how to test your code, and what's on the horizon.
Models and Service Layers, Hemoglobin and Hobgoblins
Bret Victor - Inventing on Principle
laravel.io - The laravel.io source on GitHub.
Domain Driven Design by Eric Evans
You're missing the point of promises by Domenic Denicola
Domain Driven Design
Mattias Feras
Ross Tuck
Vaughn Vernon
Tools
Laravel Forge - Instant PHP Platforms On Linode, DigitalOcean, AWS, & Rackspace.
Laravel Cashier - Laravel + Stripe = Painless subscription billing.
Laravel Homestead - Laravel Homestead is an official, pre-packaged Vagrant "box" that provides you a wonderful development.
Laravel Settler - The scripts that build the Laravel Homestead environment.
Deckset - Great-looking slides from simple Markdown files
gulp.js - The streaming build system
browserify - Browsers don't have the require method defined, but Node.js does. With Browserify you can write code that uses require in the same way that you would use it in Node.
watchify - Update any source file and your browserify bundle will be recompiled on the spot.
moment.js - Parse, validate, manipulate, and display dates in javascript.
GIF sockets - Real Time communication library using Animated Gifs as a transport/
Khan Academy structuredjs - A js library for verifying the structure of Javascript code. It is useful in checking beginner code to provide feedback.
vaprobash - Chris Fidao's Vagrant provisioning bash scripts.
serversforhackers Newsletter - Chris Fidao's devops 101 newsletter.
papertrail - Cloud hosted log management.
Ace - An embeddable code editor written in JavaScript.
People
@igorwhiletrue
@jresig
@fideloper
@ShawnMcCool
@pamelafox
@worrydream
@daylerees
First day in the new downtown #Louisville @indatus office!
Git Tips: Branches not Merged
git branch --no-merged

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Code PaLOUsa 2014 - Your Lazyweb Itinerary
You can keep flipping channels in your cozy hotel room, I've done the work of planning tomorrow's itinerary for you. Here are the talks to sit in on this week at Code PaLOUsa in Louisville, KY.
Tuesday
10:00
Ember.js, Jesse Cravens, Jones
Agile, Martin Harbolt, Segell
11:30
NoSQL vs SQL, Simon Elliston Ball, French
When Code Reacts to Data, Jessica Kerr, Jones
2:00
Environmental I/O with Android IOIO, Scott Sullivan, Doing interesting experiments with Arduino
Managing Developers, Jonathan Mills,
3:30
Web apps that look native, Rob Tarr, French
Designing in the browser with Sass, Chris Michel, Combs Chandler
5:00
Getting Started with Glass, Jacob Rutledge, Segell
JMeter load testing, Michael Dowden, Stopher
Wednesday
9:40
Job queues, Ole Michaelis, Stopher
Superman is not a good Agile Team Member, Karen Siers, French
Domain-driven design, Reza Rahman, Segell
11:00
Finding and using big data - Hadoop, Simon Elliston Ball, Combs Chandler
Meteor.js - Killing Dinosaurs with JavaScript, Guy Royse, Nunn
1:30
Avoiding UI Mistakes, Danielle Cooley, Grand Ballroom A
2:50
Virtualize your stack with Vagrant and Puppet, Jacob Mather, Jones
4:10
Using Node and Grunt to create an awesome workflow, Vernon Kesner, French
SOLID design patterns, Philip Japiske, Segell
Roller Skating Jams
Back in November, we had a neighborhood roller skating party. Here's the playlist I put together:
Blackbyrds - Happy Music
Newcleus- Jam On It
Frankie Smith - Double Dutch Bus
Teena Marie - Square Biz
Fatback Band - Gotta Get My Hands On Some (Money)
Still in the Groove – Ray Parker, Jr.
Jackson 5 - ABC
Planet Rock - Afrika Bambaataa and the Soul Sonic Force (INSTRUMENTAL)
Kraftwerk - Trans Europe Express
Herbie Hancock - Rockit
Eric B and Rakim – Don't Sweat the Technique
Michael Jackson - Wanna Be Startin Somethin
M.C.B. - Oh Inspector (It's The New Mix)
Tom Tom Club- Genius Of Love (INSTRUMENTAL)
Yes - Owner of a Lonely Heart
Eddie Murphy - My Girl (Wants to Party All the Time)
New Edition - Mr. Telephone Man
The Unknown DJ - Basstronic (INSTRUMENTAL)
Dance to the Music – Sly and the Family Stone
Vaughan Mason and Crew - Bounce, Rock, Skate, Roll
Midnight Star - No Parking On The Dance Floor
Parliament - Flashlight
Tony Chambers - Football Hero (INSTRUMENTAL)
Queen - Another one bites the dust
D Train - You’re the One for Me (INSTRUMENTAL)
The Big Bang Theory – Parliament
Peanut Butter – Twennynine and Lenny White
Git Tips: Argh! I forgot to add something to that last commit
$ git add app/file/that-i-forgot.js $ git commit --amend
Agile Software Manifesto Principle #10
Simplicity—the art of maximizing the amount of work not done—is essential
New #ink #drawing

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Our real objective is to serve.
Jim Casey, Founder of UPS
We do not want to be beginners. But let us be convinced of the fact that we will never be anything else but beginners, all our life!
Thomas Merton