Sam Evans

@troutymodel

Hey there! I'm Sam. Sam, I am...and I don't like green eggs and ham. I don't know why I keep trying that greeting because it's never gotten a single laugh out of anyone. Oh well. Anyhoo, you've stumbled into my little corner of the internet, which is totally awesome because I'm a pretty cool guy! I love football, star wars, star trek, avatar, any and all kinds of superheroes, Barry Manilow, chapstick, singing and oh yeah... impressions. I'll impersonate anyone, just make a request and you got it! I have dyslexia, so my grades aren't that good, but I'm working on it. My abs could cut glass. Not really, though. I tried and I just ended up cutting my skin. I can give really good advice, you just gotta be super super specific. And talk slowly.

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Finally get to use the internet!

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Awesome! Also yay I hope you did good. My head was hurting today too. I had a timed write on Catcher In The Rye, and I wrote four and a half pages in thirty minutes. I’m pretty psyched.

Me too! If my grades get to bad they could kick me off the football team. I'm not gonna let dyslexia beat me, but no matter how hard I study I can never manage more than a C+...

Dude, that book's awesome. It's a little trippy but it's still pretty cool. I mean when I read it for English, my mama read it to me, because of letters and stuff but it's still good. I'm sure you did great, you genius you.

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Finally get to use the internet!

I've been spending the past week studying for this huge math test...my head hurt really bad after I took it and that's usually a good sign for me.

How's everyone doin' tonight?

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So this dance...

Still need someone to accompany me and my lips.

How do you feel about the fact your brother is all buddy buddy with Ryker?

Seth is not friends with Ryker Hudson. He would never drop his standards that low.

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Sam: Hey, the football team is scrimmaging against Westerville today, will you be cheering at it?

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Eden: Guess there's a small sliver of difference before 30 year old pedophiles and teenage boys.

Sam: Your sarcasm is surprisingly endearing.

Sam: So, if someone asked you, you would go?

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Lois Lane & Superman

Eden: Hey there, Superman.

Eden: Never really been into dances, I guess. Guys have been too scared to ask me, so I just don't go.

Sam: So, guys are perfectly comfortable asking to climb your legs but they're to scared to ask you to a stupid school dance?

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Lois Lane & Superman

Sam: Hey Eden!

Sam: How come you don't want to go to the dance..?

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He's such a brat...but he's my brat..

He looks pretty fly in glasses. I don't understand how he can pull them off but I can't...we're like..identical and stuff.

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