Trouble Kelp

You must be Myles. Hello!

Why does...

It's a proper assumption to make, given your history.  Despite being 'straight in your business,' the events in your life somehow always seem to find a way to coincide with the events in the lives of the People, whether it be on purpose or on accident.  Can anyone say C-Cube?

Two words, Mother: euphemized fanart.

So what is the euphemistically represented scene, may I ask ?

I’d be interested to hear, too. Do tell, Artemis. 

If I would have known that joining this tumblr site would subject me to this kind of imagery, I never would have made an account.

Hehe. Sorry. But it was good wine though. Worth the headache. I’m working now. What about you? Don’t you ever take a break from work?

Yes, and when I'm on break, I'm still on alert.  That's how dedicated I am.

Well, sounds like somebody had a rough night.  No wonder you were stumbling all over the place clomping into the office this morning.  This better not affect your technology output.

sir-ebrum:

My only issue at the moment is trying to figure out who sent an empty box through the mail.

I knew you’d throw that one back in my face! And unicorn is a different language altogether. Although, I do know it. It’s a pretty airy-fairy sort of language, you know - I think it suits you! Sorry. 

Oh, so it suits me?  Interesting.  Could you teach me how to say, "I'm docking your pay for a week," in unicorn speak so you can properly understand it?

//I think we should keep it the way it is now.  The other way sounds too complex and sounds better suited for larger roleplaying groups.  That's just my opinion, though.

My only issue at the moment is trying to figure out who sent an empty box through the mail.

I could do without your blatant sarcasm, Foaly.

Sorry. It’s a habit. BTW I’m pretty happy today, because I finished some work. I mean, I finished all the work for today. SO can I have a day off?

My only issue at the moment is trying to figure out who sent an empty box through the mail.

Good course of action, Short.  This definitely is suspicious.  Let us know if you find anything, Foaly.

Oh yes. It’s a very suspicious box. Made of extra-tough synthetic polymer, the likes of which I’ve never even heard of before, filled with poisonous gas and did I mention the seventeen booby traps in the left corner? IT’S SO DANGEROUS, I MEAN IT’S A BOX

I could do without your blatant sarcasm, Foaly.

Good course of action, Short.  This definitely is suspicious.  Let us know if you find anything, Foaly.

BUT I STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL HAVEN'T FOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUND WHAT I'M LOOKIN' FOOOOOOOOOR

riverbend4life:

troublekelp:

Add another not, and you’d be correct.

So how’s being commander? Real fun i bet

#pay rise?  Me not showing the Council your post about how you 'hate' them AND not docking your pay should be pay enough.

BUT I STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL HAVEN'T FOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUND WHAT I'M LOOKIN' FOOOOOOOOOR

Alright, then, we’ll see who’s laughing when their pay gets docked again.  I’ll give you a hint - it won’t be you!

La la laaaaaaaaaa LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAA LAAAAAAA LA - wait, you wouldn’t! I’m your only techie. You couldn’t.

I am most disappointed…  I wanted to meet them…

You will definitely not not not not not not not not get any penguins. 

Add another not, and you'd be correct.