Silly Bitch RIP

I haven’t seen many people talk about this but Calypso fits The dilf requirements. calypso has been a fine little goofy dilf since the 90’s

I swear to God in this next season, if mayhem somehow turns out to be Krista Sparks or something I’m going to throw myself at my TV and then eat a wedding cake. Like I don’t think my stupid theory is gonna be true, but if it’s somehow turns out to be true I might do a backflip and kick my ceiling light out 

I have been seeing some people recently getting into twisted metal that really like Calypso but sadly don’t know about his video game counterpart, which is a shame because they will never know that however good they think the performance Anthony is giving us as Calypso it is far more better then what they are imagining. Mf could show up in casual clothing, no wig and that performance is so good i’d still believe that’s Calypso. Anthony can do all of his lines in a pretzel suit, and I would still be like “ yep, that is Calypso” he is the most Calypso that has ever played Calypso. If you told me that he actually was summoning the spirit of Calypso in his dressing room to possess him I would believe you. at this point, he’s not even reading his lines. He’s just letting Calypso take charge. I’m very picky with my Calypso’s and when I first watched the series, I got a little scared that they might butcher his character but na that Calypso is being put on a farm where he can run around and eat grass 

I opened up twitter and all i keep seeing is many different characters just duck taped on the floor like not to shame but come on im trying to see my favorite characters being thrown around and splat on the wall.