“hEY, PINKSKIN„ kEEP YOUR APEBABY AWAY FROM THE WRIGGLER„ i SWEAR IF i HAVE TO LISTEN TO HIM CRY ANYMORE ABOUT SOME PLAYGROUND HOOFBEAST SHIT, i’LL PERSONALLY BEAT BOTH YOUR FRAGILE HUMAN MEATFORMS BEYOND IDENTIFICATION„”
“whatever you say goalposts hey maybe instead of spending so much time coiffing those ebony tresses and laboriously streaking them with the most romantically crimson red dye you could find in hot topic you could teach grubkins there how to fight like a real man instead of running away to his big sister for help”
“i’M NOT A FEMALE, BUT THEY DO CALL ME THE tOOTHFAIRY, CUZ WHEN i’M DONE WITH YOU YOU’LL HAVE PLENTY OF INSURANCE MONEY BUT YOU’LL BE MISSIN’ ALL YOUR FUCKIN’ TEETH„”
“in that case honey let me preemptively warn you about the metaphorical stairs that are all striders because later when you’re tumbling hiney over horns down an endless loop of pain since i dont want the tortured noises of your gross regretful sobbing to reach me atop my lofty firmament of victory”