Thunderfuck McPickuptruck

January 11. Fun fact: i was once in middle school jazz band with the sax player

January 12. @kdstork and I went sunset hunting, but all we found was cold.. and barns. 

January 10. Single vehicle rollover right outside the office.

January 9. Three vehicle car crash on the Knik River bridge. I assume the guy who hit the barrier needs a change of drawers.

January 8. This is how I celebrate the first city council meeting of 2019.

January 7. Mama, i made it.

January 6. This is my face for when I’m listening to crazies yell at elected officials. It’s the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off? I feel like that reference doesn’t work.

January 5. I’m the best deejay in pbar history

January 4. Touring the Houston Middle School wreckage. I got a chance to break out the ol’ hard hat and steel toes.