TrivialBob

The Facebook post was about Saturday's lunch special: an open-faced turkey sandwich with mashed potatoes and gravy, a favorite of mine. I checked online and saw comments about dogs being welcome on the patio. When I got there, I left the dogs in the truck and went inside to make sure.

Setting the scene: there were zero people on the patio and one day-drinker inside sitting at the bar.

The waitress had resting bitch face. She grimaced when I asked about dogs on the patio. She said no, but told me I could sit at a picnic table in the yard beyond the patio. I looked outside. The picnic tables were kind of far from the patio. "Do you serve food out there?" I asked.

She rolled her eyes. So, I politely said, "Don't worry about it. Thanks anyway," and turned to leave.

"Well, uh, hey, um..."

I kept walking.

Later, I selected a different bar and grill in a different city. That place was also my to-try list. The manager or owner there was quite nice and let me bring the dogs through the restaurant to the patio, which had no outside entrance.

It's a cash-only place. That was not a problem, though, with $7.50 mushroom Swiss burgers, $3 fries (huge portion), and $2 Busch Lights. Sulley, Oliver, and Ella split a plain hamburger ($6).

The guy working even came outside and sat with me for a little bit while the food was being prepared. He told me about the horses he has and his dogs while he was petting my dogs. ★★★★★

Today, while driving into the campground where our little cabin is, I saw two super adorable baby raccoons. They were just sitting next to each other on the edge of the road.

I slowed down to try to get a picture, but they scampered into the woods when I rolled down my window. Wow, they were adorable though.

Later in the day, I walked the dogs down to the river. Ella likes to swim. The river is shallow, she can walk around in places so I don't have to worry about her drifting away.

Oliver hates outdoor water; he much prefers a warm, soapy bath, preferably with nice-smelling soap. Sulley decided he'd rather bark at a little boy who was wading in the water. However, Sulley chickened out when the boy looked at him and refused go into the water.

After Ella's swim, we walked back up the sandy road to where the cabins are. At one point, I heard a rustle in the woods and figured it was a deer or perhaps another raccoon.

When I got back to the cabin, a neighbor drove up on his golf cart. I knew he had been not far behind me because I saw him over by the river too.

He said a black bear crossed the road right in front of him, just minutes after the dogs and I had walked by. He estimated that it weighed four or five hundred pounds.

We know they are in the area but I've never heard of any problems with them. We are careful not to leave out any food, scraps, or trash that could attract them.

At my first dental checkup after using the Sonicare for a few months, my regular hygienist remarked, "Wow, you've really been doing a good job brushing." She didn't spend much time scraping plaque that day.

Along with the new toothbrush, I also started brushing twice a day, every day. I know I should have been doing that all along, but I decided to take it seriously. I follow the Sonicare's two-minute timer so I don't rush through the process.

Flossing has never been an issue for me, because I always floss every day. I can't fathom how some people rarely or never use dental floss.

My checkup earlier this week was also excellent. The hygienist made the same comment about excellent brushing and again spent very little time scraping plaque.

My long-time dentist retired at the same time I did at the beginning of this year. He is about my age. I always liked the care he provided. Great guy.

It's interesting how the age differences change over the years. When I was a youth, doctors and nurses were much older than I was. In middle age, I saw doctors who were around the same age as me. Most nurses and technicians were my age, though younger ones started to appear.

We did some bar hopping and also went tubing on a river. The drop off point is close to our place, and the end point is too. It took us 2.25 hours to float 1.67 miles. I had to leave yesterday for a dentist appointment this morning. Sheila told me Jack and Ali went tubing a second time.

Jack and Ali brought their dogs. The cabin got a little crowded, but everyone got along. It helps having a deck for hanging out and eating.

We went into a nearby town to eat at a diner I've been wanting to try, simply because its name. The signs on the door might also make some think the people who run the place are... rude.

That couldn't have been further from the truth. Everyone was great, and so was the food. Jack's waffle and hot chicken sandwich was huge. He said it was good too.

A deer ran into the side of Jack's car one evening. Fortunately, there was no damage.

Jack and Ali are used to presenting ID when ordering drinks at bars. They live in a college town, so bartenders there tend to be pretty careful. Wisconsin, however, is a little different.

At one bar, Jack offered his ID. The bartender had figured out Sheila was his mother. "As long as you're with a parent, we don't care."

Pleasant evening in Wisconsin.

The dogs are inside, staring through the sliding glass door, because they dont care for fires.

Besides the crackling of the burning logs, we hear a huge chorus of bullfrogs and the faint sound of a band playing outside on a bar's patio.

Sulley and me at the cabin.

We've been neighbors for about 15 years. They host a fair number of family gatherings. Sometimes when I see a bunch of cars in the driveway, and one of them belongs to the mother of the wife, I mix myself a cocktail and walk over there.

About 10 years ago, K—the boys' grandmother and mom of my neighbor—gave me a standing invitation to come over to her daughter's house for drinks whenever K was visiting.

It all started when the family went on vacation. Sheila and I were taking care of their dog, April. They asked that we stop by several times a day to feed and let April outside in their fenced-in yard.

Well, that got old—walking back and forth several times a day. So Sheila and I brought April over to stay in our house all week. Our dogs got along with April, and she liked our self-serve doggy door.

Midweek, K texted me. "I am at the house. Where is April??"

April was sleeping on my living room floor, her head resting on my foot, when I replied to K: "Sheila and I figured April would be happier staying with us and our dogs instead of being home alone. (I didn't add that my laziness was also a factor.)

It's National Donut Day.

The dogs and I went to our favorite bakery in Minneapolis after visiting the airport dog park (where we didn't see any interesting planes). The dogs waited outside while I got donuts. When I came back, I could literally see drool on the ground.

The plain donuts I bought felt like they went from the fryer into the bag. The wax coating on the bag was melting. I broke one into pieces, but had to let them cool before the dogs could eat any. The blue frosting on a donut I got for Sheila melted too.

As I was paying for my donuts, two awful, feral, vulgar, filthy, obnoxious people—who, other than all that had nothing in common with each other— got into an argument inside the tiny store. He disparaged her for some transgression outside the bakery, while she screamed at him (I suspect 10 is the only volume she has for anything).

Tonight, Sheila and I and went to the brewery for pizza and, of course, beer. We saw a bunch of people we know and talked and talked and talked.

Now we're back home, sitting on the patio. Here you can see my bald head, little Sulley, and, if you squint, there's Ella sticking here nose out the doggy door. She wants to see what we're doing while also keeping her butt cool inside the house.

This is what our dogs look like when Sheila goes inside for something and I stay on the bench. From left to right is Sulley, Ella, Oliver, and Stella, all laser focused on where Sheila went.

This is what it looks like when I go inside, and Sheila remains sitting on a patio bench:

First, the golf cart is working wonderfully. The single lithium battery (which replaced four very heavy lead acid ones) holds a charge really well.

Second, we'd had a problem with the air conditioner from last fall, after someone (not Sheila or me) installed a new wi-fi digital thermostat. An ambulance co-worker of Sheila's also owns an HVAC company, and he has an RV parked a few miles from us every summer.

It took him a couple of hours to figure out the wiring, but he got it fixed. The first night there, I sweated, the dogs panted, and fans pushed air around. The rest of the time we chilled in comfort. Oh, and he absolutely would not let me pay him for his time, no matter how much I insisted. Sheila and I will find a way to make it up to him. He expressed interest in inner tubing with us on the nearby river. There are also plenty of bars and restaurants we can try too.

A neighbor up there wanted the lumber from our old deck, from when Sheila and I had a travel trailer parked somewhere else. We had to remove the deck when we sold that trailer. He and another neighbor assembled a deck at his trailer over the weekend using that lumber. I was late and didn't help, but they still invited the dogs and me to come over for dinner.

I was equally excited by all the nice, cordless tool and the tantalizing assortment of grilled meats.

After dinner, we sat around and enjoyed some gin and tonics. A few of us have the Merlin Bird ID app on our phones. It's pretty fun. We heard owls in the distance, and the app identified them as Barred Owls.

One of the guys played the app's owl call over a Bluetooth speaker. It sounded like owls were hooting on the deck right next to us.

Within a few minutes, the real owls we'd heard in the distance flew in and hung out in the pine trees above, check us out. Beautiful birds, especially when they spread their wings and flew around.

I'm excited about the key rack and keychain labels I put together. We have keys for so many different doors, cabinets, bike locks, padlocks and the golf cart that I had to do something to keep them organized.

The funny thing is, up there hardly anyone locks anything unless they're going to be gone for a long time.

A UPS Boeing 747 arrived at MSP very early this morning (around 5:30 AM, which is also sunrise today). I almost drove over there to watch because planes were landing over the dog park, and I haven't seen a 747 up close in a long time.

But I was still sleepy. So were the dogs. When I finally got up, I did laundry and hung everything outside to dry, including the bedding. It all dried fairly quickly, even jeans, bath towels, and a comforter.

At the dog park later in the morning, I captured a Southwest 737 landing. It wasn't a busy day, in the air or on the ground. The largest plane I saw in the air was this Airbus A350-900. Sadly, I wasn't up close for this one.

On the way home, I stopped at an Indian restaurant. The place had just opened for the day, so it was very quiet. I asked an employee for help deciding. I explained I love butter chicken (it's one of Sheila's best dishes) but wanted to try something different, and I'd like something spicy.

There was something with coconut that sounded good, but then he mentioned vindaloo, which sounded really good. I ordered it with medium spice (which turned out to be perfect for me).

The guy threw in an order of coconut naan on the house. I got the food to go. (It was all wonderful tasting.)

The dogs waited for me in my truck, which I could see from inside the restaurant, as I ordered and paid. An older man and woman stopped their car next to my truck and gave it some stink-eye. They sure looked crabby. They talked and stared at Ella and Sulley, who were sitting in the front seats. Oliver was in the back seat behind tinted glass. I'm certain that the couple was not admiring my pretty dogs but were thinking it was 200° inside the truck.

It is very warm today. I left the engine running (it can do that without the key) and the A/C blowing. I often leave the doors unlocked, in case some crazy person thinks the animals are suffering and decides to free them by breaking a window.

When you get to the speaker, you give a four-character code (two letters followed by two numbers) assigned by the app. Then an employee thanks you for using the app and instructs you to pull up to the window.

My code this time was YY12.

When I gave the employee my code he replied, "I don't know, I don't know why it's twelve!"

For about a fifth of a second, I thought to myself, "What's his ******* problem?"

When we bought our place last fall, the seller included his golf cart as part of the transaction. It broke shortly after the sale. A number of people (neighbors) tried to fix it without success.

Finally this spring, Sheila found a golf cart dealership a half hour away. I trailered the cart there earlier this month. The guy there got it up and running for a price less than I expected.

I have a morbid fascination with Buy Nothing pages on Facebook.

One local woman often seeks (begs for) miscellaneous household items, plants, and toys. In fairness, she sometimes offers free things too. She lives in a half-million dollar house.

This week, someone offered half a container of sherbet. It was the "rainbow" flavor. The giver decided, after eating half of it, that although correctly labeled as having lemon, lime, and orange flavors, it lacked strawberry.

One person replied that she was interested in it. A second person posted that he'd like to have it, but since he doesn't have a car, it would melt before he could walk home with the frozen treat.

Then someone offered a rotisserie chicken that was two days past it's sell-by date. She hadn't smelled it, but assumed it was still good. Two people wanted it!

You might think this would be a time-sensitive offer, but the giver apologized for not checking for replies right away. Of course, there was someone else who wanted it but let us know she didn't have a way to pick it up.

Comments like that last one further my argument that every social media post should incur a small cost to the person who posted it. Would it be worth 5¢ to you to tell people you can't pick up something you want?

Last month, when I was in Manhattan, I saw a Google camera/GPS car driving while I was walking around the East Village. Sheila was inside The Strand bookstore nearby.

That's my red and black LL Bean jacket and a wool ball cap I got in Ireland last year. I tried to move the Street View to see my blurred out face, but once I click past that Mercedes G wagon, the picture changes from April 2026 to September 2024.