dark side of the moon

I’m just saying, there’s more to life than getting drunk.

I'm well aware, but nothing improves the hum drum of a dead beat town like alcohol does.

I have to agree with you. Maybe you could go gay or bisexual or whatever.

Sex is sex, Vi.

Sounds like you live a very exciting life.

Don't you have a pillow to cry into or something, kid? Certainly my life is none of your concern.

Why, am I the only action you’re getting?

The number of appealing woman in this town is dwindling rapidly, Violet.

Or you could become a prostitute.

You want me to start charging you, darling?

Get a job or rob a store?

I'm not one for listening to anyone who thinks they're superior to me. However, your second suggestion sounds inviting.

I’m ashamed.

My booze fund is dwindling, Vi. It is unfortunate circumstances that money does not happen to grow on trees.

I expect more than one.

Look who you're talking to, Vi. Do I ever disappoint?

Possibly. I might have one the next day, on Saturday. I haven’t decided yet.

Well, we'll just have our own private celebration tomorrow. So I can give you your gift.

You better get me something extra extra extra special.

Of course. Only the best for you and nothing less. Will there be a celebration to attend?

My birthday’s tommorrooowww.

How could anyone forget, darling?

It’s TMI Tuesday, not Honesty Hour.

TMI being the acronym for "Too Much Information" therefore implying secrets should be spilled that wouldn't normally be public, not these pathetic excuses for questions.