Isabelle gave me a rubber mallet and told me to walk around town with my eyes closed and hit things randomly. She needed data for a sturdiness report that is obligatory if you want to invite tourists to town. There's this huge magazine called "Sturdy Stars of our Universe" and she said we needed to rise in rank as Tortimer always slacked off and never made it past place 2947. I delivered my findings and was so sorry that I accidentally hit Camofrog! My eyes were closed! He was pretty sturdy though so I hope we can rank better and get a bit of promo soon.
- Mayor Mikusch















