Arnos Abnormales Abenteuer-Australien

Fare well dearest reader - to bread and butter!

I will travel again. I will always have the travel bug in my system. And i will carry the burden this incluedes- with a fat grin on my now bearded face!

Love this world

1. Webblogs like you to type up am amazing post for 20 minutes and when crash just at the moment you hit post 2. Australia is big 3. Really really really really big 4. The real Australia is western Australia 5. Western Australia is really really really big 6. And really really really empty 7. And really really really pretty 8. Also better for earning heaps of money in short times than the east coast 9. It is cool for Australians to in vote you to their house, feed you and let you stay as long as you want because you met one of their kids once 7 month ago(ergo I’m now living in the above SWAG [GOOGLE IT] in the above shed which is also the kids room and am driving the family car around town WOOTWOOT) 10. If you talk to people stuff happens 11. Cool stuff 12. Also crazy, dangerous, embarrassing and suprising stuff 13. Also you tend to get drunk 14. The cheapest beer is sometimes to best 15. The cheapest beer is always the best if you want to get drunk 16. The cheapest tune can contain fins and bones 17. The cheapest beer won’t 18. Australians call Australia stralia 19. Australians call mates cunts 20. Australians call cunts mates 21. Even Australians get confused by that 22. They can learn German in school 23. There are 250000 backpackers every year 24. Houses further north do not have insulation or heating 25. They have abbreviations for every thing Cup of tea - cuppa BBQ - barbie Afternoon break - smoko Cigarettes - smokes Registration for motorvehicles - rego Truckdriver - truckie Breakfast - brekky A bikergang member - bikie Sounds very cute 26. Germans mainly travel as older adults when they have money or right after highschool 27. French people travel because they hate their job/live/family or got fired/no work/ no perspective 28. French people tend to have a positive attitude 29. Australians tend to hate the french 30. No one really know why 31. 1,50$ (1€) is a horrendous price for fuel 32. Everyone know wolf creek 33. No one really has ever been there 34. Cause its lame 35. Sheep sheering is the hardest job in Australia 36. Lollipop man is the easiest. Right after a sampler in a mine. 37. Accommodation is averagely 30$ a night 38. You can feed yourself on 3$ a day. And you only repeat you dinner every 4 days 39. People think hitchhiking is dangerous 40. I never met anyone who had a problem 41. Cause those people are at Woolf creek 42. Don’t get a southern cross tattoo 43. Or do and also get a holden ute, a pie and mash, an overpriced phone, a house so generic it hurts, a footy, a gorge, some chooks, a Nissan patrol, glass of Milo, a tan that ha written skin cancer all over it and yell “she’ll be right mate” 44. Thus would classify u as Australian or if you over do it as bogan 45. Australia’s media is owned my one guy 46. That guy is ugly 47. Running over a roo is a bad idea 48. Running over a run over roo is also not a good idea(I tried) 49. Using a 53,5 meter long road train that travels at 110kmh at 10 pm as a battering ram against roos and run over roos and cows and drunk drivers is an awesomely adrenaline activation and awesome activity 50. Until the truckie thinks “bugger of!” Indicates you to pass him and them emergency breaks his 135tonne truck to emphasis his suggestion that you kindly fuck of. 51. Driving 28000km is nothing that really amazes Australians 52. australia puts chlorine in public water 53. Australia burns most of the northern territory every year so they only get small bushfires 54. Credit cards get balanced Friday night 55. Aboriginal people are quite different, socially and physicly, than white people 56. They are really friendly though 57. Australians tend to belive otherwise even though most of them never have seeked opened friendly contact with them 58. The Australian national anthem is not amazing 59. So is their flag(they should use the aboriginal one) 60. Or their capitol 61. So they are amazing people to make up for it 62. Australian state names are amazingly uncreative, three are just telling the bearing of the state, two are dedicated to the Queen of not even their own country, one is named after and explorer and one is just plain lame 62,5. For not Australia’s or Germans(western Australia, south australia, northern territory, Queensland, Victoria(after Queen Victoria when was ruling at the time of founding),Tasmania(after able Tasman) and new south Wales (neues südliches Wales)[seriously what is that? The original should be called old north wales] 63. Bali is Australia's Mallorca 64. The culture is a mix of the UK and the USA with the tendency to extreemes 65. They can hold their credit card in front of a machine and pay without pin(tap) 66. That even works with their phones nowadays P.S.: Every backpacker had an amazing and unique journey and nothing is more annoying than meeting one that thinks the stuff he or she did were the yellow of the egg and everyone who did not do the stuff they did "totally miss out! Why didn't you go there?!" Dont do that, thanks.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED I. surrounded the Australian continent once II. Saw nearly everything III. met awesome people IV. did crazy stuff NEXT QUEST finishing up my primary objective by transporting the used vehicle to Perth , exchanging it for good monetary values and leaving this lonely island

Ich esse kalten tunfisch mit diesen Tomaten weil ich zum dritten tag in Folge mehr als 700 km + nen Nationalpark durch gehauen hab und deswegen heute Nacht 5 Stunden nachts fahren musste. Hab auch nur 6 Autos getroffen und musste nur 7 mal voll bremsen um nicht ne Kuh oder n kangeru zu über fahren. Außerdem hab ich nur noch 18,20$ bis Montag meine einzige Kredit karte wieder gut haben hat weswegen ich alle Fremdwährung die ich hatte um 16:55 in Ner Bank umtauschen musste um Benzin zu haben um morgen früh in exmouth walhaie zu sehen. In anderen Worten Life couldn't get much more awesome!

Bonjour! (Cause I don't know what hello is in Indonesian) It is 1am in kuta beach. Except one street the place is dead, dark and dodgy. We stand on the beach after getting taking a cab front he airport where one of us nearly forgot his passport. A random scooter stops and we ask him for a cheap hotel. Which he shows us. And it was. Indeed. Cheap. 150000 IDR (10€/14AUD$) for a double bed room with shower and fan. Not bad. Free breakfast as well and the lovely view to this backyard. The fun part: our shower smells like a rainforest house in a zoo, instead of a drain there is a hole in the ground and the entire place is out of toilet paper. Totally central but at the same time relaxed and quite. The people here in Bali are amazingly friendly, we rented surfboards for 4$ for 2 hours and are taking a taxi to a city gull of monkeys next where we will climb a volcano. Also on the list is riding a motorbike around for a bit on the island to see temples and more surfing and partying. 220$ well spend for a flight roundtrip from Darwin The girls on top are my travel mates from cairns to Darwin. I joined the one on my left here in Bali Fare well valued reader!

Drove myself into all states and territories of the Commonwealth of Australia

Is it possible the move the sunset back in time? GO SCIENCE!!!! Circumference of the earth: 40000 km Distance traceled straight east: 800km Ratio:40000÷800= 1/50 Time change: no time zone If you spread the 24 hours equally around the 40000km you can do Acctual time change: 24*1/50=0.48 In units : 0.48*60=> 28.8 minutes Therefore the sunset close to Mt Isa should be about half an hour later than in Townsville where we started in the morning And it was I love logic ^^

When a Queensland city looks like colonial Mississippi

drink the fresh coconut milk out of it

i guess

Quite obviously I am alive and well And I obviously met Tiril again Otherwise I did lots if stuff And have nearly no pictures In other words: Google will be your friend! And if you think: "na, this can't really look like this" - it does Long speech, short sense SLOGANS lady Elliot island - certainly better than dying (Day trip snorkeling) BUNDABERG - you better like rum (We visited the rumfacorty and had a tasting) Myella Farm stay - motocross bikes, horse riding & Baby kangeroos (All of the above) We sleep in my car (which is now fully equipped with a mattress and a glowstar sky) on free campgrounds, enjoy a diverse diet of porridge, pasta and rice and went swimming in waterfalls. In airlie beach at the moment and will drop if Tiril in cairns on the 6th. Our environment: rainforest like it is in a picture book Temperature: 28°C Its humid, fun and the distances between stuff is starting to be ridiculous

greetingsform the easter Kangeroo

Good walk home after a sober Friday night ^^

"Wear a seatbelt" "Thank you for not speeding" "Don't tale gate" "Drink, drive, die in a ditch" "Drive the speed limit" While other states try shocking posters, funny gags or police enforcement to make you stick to the rules, Canberra uses Palin white signs with blue print and no exclamation marks. Just like: excuse me. I really don't want to bother you and its really not my businesses but if you could wear a seatbelt that would be great! OK? Thank you! Have a nice day ^^ Gotta love it