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Harry: That was a bunch of words and not a one of them meant a thing to me.

Trip: Not even "pirate"? Really?

Harry: Just got told that I should take the costume off 'cause Halloween isn't for another 2 months.

Harry: PLEASE tell me that's cause enough to run him through.

Tiger: for you ??? and you only??

Tiger: you know i dont really think of my competition as potential friends until after getting a good fight in with them. but i guess you're right

Trip: No way, it's fun for Sunny too!

Tiger: LOL okay enough talk about your sex life now

Tiger: you know me always gearing up for my next match. this chick doesn't stand a chance. who does she think she is? a rookie trying to take me on. they all think they have a shot since I'm young.

Trip: But it's so fun LOL!

Tiger: you two would literally mate like bunnies 😂😂

Tiger: I'm good bro just checking to see if all my friends are alive since there's no more school and we're all scattered 👌

Trip: Yeah! We'd be doing it so much that bunnies would mate like US lmaoo.

Tiger: want to know what's sad?

Tiger: that i haven't heard a single word from you in 24 HOURS. DID YOU DIE OR ARE YOU HAVING SEX WITH SUNNY ALL DAY??

Trip: No, I never want to know sad things!

Trip: PFT IF I HAD THE STAMINA TO HAVE SEX WITH SUNNY ALL DAY I'D LITERALLY NEVER DO ANYTHING ELSE AND YOU'D NEVER HEAR FROM ME AGAIN, SORRY NOT SORRY!

Noa: We need to go cliff jumping. It's been forever since I've done that, feels like. Where's the best place to go? Motonui's got some high cliffs, but I feel like Neverland might have some cooler spots.

Noa: I've never felt old in my life but fuck, do I feel old after today. I was working, right, and this little girl comes up to me and says "I wanna be a lifeguard like you when I'm older," and I was like, 'okay, that's cute,' or whatever and then she follows up with YOU MIGHT BE DEAD BY THEN! And like. She was right. I died right there, on the spot.

Trip: Aww, well, you can't take stuff kids say seriously! They say literally anything! Once one came up to me and told me that my girlfriend was beautiful which, duh, 100% true, but THEN they went on and said 'SO WHY ARE YOU SO UGGO?!?!' and ran away! They're little demons!

There’s no if, @sunshinepan is stuck with me! And I’ll stay big. It only makes sense, our whole life is big!

Nope! That sounds like a good way to hurt my cartographing hands.

Hemi: So we successfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.

Trip: Bro, now THAT'S what I call a DIY sauna!

Shimmer: The Harry Potter people! Where the albino man came from! Ew no, they're so scary and you can't even touch them!

Shimmer: Me Neither, I can never keep those people's names straight I just know he looks bad! You would not, please don't do it or you'll look like a ghost.

Shimmer: The one that kind of looks like you if you were blonder and your parents dropped you off the home tree face first a few times!

Shimmer: Yeah totally! People do stuff like that all the time! Sunny could just nap visit you then and then jump off a cliff or whatever she does afterwards! From what I can tell people just want to hook up with the Albino child?????

Shimmer: Maybe you could try and get Sunny to sleep for that long at the same time as you and try to do that? People on tiktok seem to do that kind of thing like all the time? Except they usually go into like books or something?

Shimmer: SOMETIMES! But usually I only get in about twelve or so? This summer I’m aiming to get one really good 48!