what you looking at?

I love waking up next to you. Feeling the chill breeze at dawn, I love your warmth as I’m cuddling with you. I love kissing your neck, smelling your hair and realizing that I get to wake up next to you.

FREAKIN BEAR IN THE BIG BLUE HOUSE.

*cHOKES ON DRINK*

I will never forget the time I asked a little girl how old she was and she said “6 but I’ve been alive like 30 years”

chaotic neutral

also it’s true how baby cheetahs are considered “socially awkward” omfg we need to protect them at all costs 

I seen this at the San Diego zoo. They were grooming each other and just chilling and it was so sweet

further evidence that i’m a cheetah girl.

Cancer Aries friendship dynamic

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

In class today, Trump was somehow brought up and someone said that Trump was a neo-nazi and my professor was like, “Trump hasn’t ever said he was a neo-nazi” and another kid said, “I was still gay before I started calling myself gay!” and realized what he said and he looked just mortified but it was the greatest response to anything I’ve ever heard

When trump makes you so angry that you ram down the closet door to call out some bs