ungodly

“i’m knocking on your door 3am in the morning but you’re not my friend. but i need a beer and possibly a hug because my gf broke up with me" au. 

“i am at the club drinking my sorrows away and damn, you look good. we should dance together to get my mind off of my ex bf/gf” au. 

“taking out the garbage aka old gifts and pictures of my bf and oh god i accidentally dropped everything in front of you, but wow you’re handsome so i don’t mind this” au. 

“i don’t really like you because you remind me of my ex but there’s something about you that makes me feel like i’m at home again” au. 

“we’re nothing but fwb ( friends w/ benefits ) but damn you’re friends with my ex? i’m out” au. 

“we just started seeing each other but fuck you’re my ex’s younger/older sibling so let’s not” au. 

“i’m playing a song that reminds me of my ex but the way you sing it makes me forget about them so easily” au. 

“you’re friends with my roommate but they’re not home and how embarrassing that you’re here while i’m silently weeping over my break up but lets watch a movie and eat ice cream to pass time” au. 

“i wanted to leave one last message for my ex to tell them to fuck off but oops wrong number, didn’t mean to yell at you instead” au. 

i literally can’t sleep alone anymore so i’ve shown up at your door in my pyjamas, can we have one more nap together, please? 

we promised to stay friends but we’re doing the same stuff we did when we were a couple and i don’t wanna point it out because i don’t want it to stop

listen i know i can’t just show up at your apartment at six in the morning but i need coffee and no one makes it like you do 

we broke up after i left and moved away and months later i find out you rushed to the airport to stop me but you were too late 

you keep calling me over to get rid of spiders from your apartment and i’m pretending i don’t know you’re not afraid of them at all because i miss you too

we keep showing up at all the same places separately because we’ve always had similar interests 

cop!au i’ve been undercover for months/years and i know i told you not to wait for me but i’m still in love with you and it’s killing me

or, i fell in love with you while i was undercover and i know you’re mad at me for lying but i have to go back to my old life (and i want you to be in it)

i know we’ve been broken up for a while but i still have those concert tickets and you’re the only person i want to share this with

i found the ring when i was moving my stuff out of your apartment and now everything makes sense

are you?? sabotaging?? my dates?!?!?

i’ve seen you hanging around my apartment and i thought it was because you missed me, turns out you’ve been using my wifi you asshole

i know you can’t cook for shit so i’ve been bringing you dinner every night, just, y’know, to keep you alive

i kissed you goodbye by accident - old habits die hard okay?!?!

roadtrip au where we need to save gas money so we take a long, awkward, tension-filled car ride 

instead of dividing up the CD’s, let’s play a drinking game to determine who gets what (it may or may not end in sex)

i was so sleep-deprived after the night shift that i climbed into bed with you (and you just rolled with it) 

you’re my emergency contact and i’ve been in an accident so you drop everything to come to the hospital 

soon to be divorced couple obnoxiously painting the walls wacky colours every time the other paints over it 

you’re pretending we’re still together because my relatives will disprove of the break up so you’re being all sweet it’s reminding me of why i fell in love with you in the first place

secret dating   ⠀ ⠀ —  ⠀ ⠀ muse a and muse b have been in the same band for a while and after a few late night practice sessions things started to shift. they realized there was a spark between them. so it wasn’t long before they started seeing each other but with fear the change in their dynamic could cause tensions in the band they’ve decided to keep it secret (though how long do secrets like this ever really stay secret)

on the verge of a break-up   ⠀ ⠀ —  ⠀ ⠀ muse a and muse b started this band together forever ago. they’ve always loved each other and getting able to live their dreams together. but now that they’ve made it big (or are on the verge of making it big) things have changed. whether its artistic differences ( different visions for the bands future / one wanting to pursue a solo / etc ) or a shift in one’s character ( fame is getting to one’s head / the life style is leading to questionable judgement / the band is no longer one’s priority / etc ) it’s causing tensions between the pair. they’re tiptoeing around each other to not break the band up but a blow up is inevitable. 

welcome to the band now get out   ⠀ ⠀ —  ⠀ ⠀ after one of the bands most vitals members decides to leave the group, the band is now looking for someone to fill the empty space. it just so happens muse a is the perfect fit for the group but muse b is not all that thrilled about welcoming them into the group. maybe they have a past no one knows about or maybe they simply can’t stand each other, you decide!

the start of something great   ⠀ ⠀ —  ⠀ ⠀ what would band plots even be if there wasn’t one based off lemonade mouth. strangers coming together to form a band. muse a and muse b are an unlikely duo, but after [ event ] they’ve come together and discovered they sound good together. muse a had the idea that they start a band because they really have potential to make it big, but how exactly does one start a band… leave it to muse a and muse b to figure it out.

pining & fame don’t mix well  ⠀ ⠀ —  ⠀ ⠀ muse a and muse b have been friends for ages. they have an amazing bond and make magic when they’re on the stage together. now that they’ve had their big break they’re turning heads left and right. muse a is the front of the band ( and naturally the most popular member ). social media has deemed muse a to be the next big heart throb. only problem is muse b has been in love with muse a for years but never had the courage to confess… now they’re not ever sure they’ll have to do it.

You may have seen some posts floating around lately about the beta editor and trimming reblogs, and possibly found yourself extremely confused trying to figure out what this tangled web of editors, extensions, and add-ons even means. I’ve been on this site for years, and I still find the whole thing terribly confusing.

So this post is my effort to explain everything – legacy vs beta, New XKit vs XKit Rewritten, editable reblogs vs trim reblogs – everything. This also doubles as a tutorial for the various methods of cutting posts.

TL;DR

Tumblr is in the process of switching to a new post editor that some old users have opted into, while new users have been forced into it.

The old Editable Reblogs extension does not work with this new editor, requiring people to use a new extension called Trim Reblogs.

Trim Reblogs and Editable Reblogs are not compatible. If your partner uses Editable Reblogs, you cannot cut their posts properly using Trim Reblogs (unless you’re willing to do some tedious and frankly unreasonable workarounds).

The only way for everyone in the RPC to cut their posts properly and efficiently is if everyone moves to the new system and uses Trim Reblogs. Clinging to the old system with Editable Reblogs is actively creating issues for the people using the new system – some of whom do not have a choice.

warning: includes nsfw

your enemy has been badly wounded, and somebody needs to bandage them up, so you agree to help them, and suddenly they're shirtless, and you can't help but admire their body, something this cheeky motherfucker takes notice of

you and your enemy has to kiss each other to create a distraction, though you get lost in kissing each other, and the only one who ends up getting distracted is the two of you, and as your enemy shoves you up against the wall, and you fumble with their belt, the antagonist sneaks right past you

chaining your enemy, leaving them behind while they scream and curse at you to release them

there's only one bed, but this time, they're arguing over who should sleep on the floor, which nobody agrees to, so instead they end up sharing, incredibly annoyed over having to share their space (it’s not like friends to lovers, in which they both awkwardly get into bed. this is straight up just. i will set this bed on fire if you don’t stay on your side)

your enemy seduces you by kissing your neck, tracing their fingers down your body. bonus if it takes place on a balcony, with your friends in the garden below you. if one of them look up towards the balcony, you'll get caught, and yet you can't bring yourself to push your enemy away from you

you're upset one night, and you don't know where to go, so you end up at your enemy's house, and as they open the door, you stay silent for a second, before saying (with tears in your eyes) ''i don't know where else to go.'' your enemy doesn't say anything. instead they pull you into their arms, giving you a shoulder to cry on.

during a dance, formal or informal, character A is dancing with character C, and character B can't take their eyes off of them, and when character B notices this, character B smirks, and starts dancing more intimately with character C, while not taking their eyes off of character A

your enemy's crew is talking about kidnapping or torturing you, and your enemy doesn't understand why they feel a sudden urge to strangle their crew for wanting to put you in harms way

pinning your enemy against the wall, or straddling their hips, pinning their arms above their head

you snatch a knife from your enemy's grip and throws it at the ground, then you grab your enemy by the collar, and crash your lips against theirs. they're surprised, but responds immediately

you threaten your enemy, and when they close the distance between you, you realize how attracted you truly are to them

your enemy's crew tells your enemy that they have to choose between you and their crew. your enemy doesn't hesitate. they choose you. as your enemy's crew raises their weapons, your enemy shields you, because if the crew wants to get to you, they'll have to kill [your enemy] first

jumping into bed with your enemy to ''blow off some steam'' or to ''resolve sexual tension.'' you promise each other it's meaningless, but the next night, it happens again

wrestling your enemy to the ground when they threaten you, holding a knife to their throat ''touch me if you dare.'' ''is that a challenge?''

''you're not going to kill me.'' ''don't be so sure about that.'' ''if you wanted me dead, i'd already be six feet under.''

you've been wounded, your face is all bruised up, your enemy puts a finger under your chin, bringing your eyes to theirs, asking: ''who did this to you?'' when you don't answer, they ask again ''who did this to you?''

your enemy keeps on smiling when you've got them pinned down, and seem to enjoy having a knife against their throat ''are you getting off on this?'' ''i quite enjoy the view.''

you and your enemy bond over something you have in common. when your conversation is over and you need to leave, your enemy follows you to the door and says ''we still hate each other, right?'' you hesitate for a moment: ''i'd still kick your ass.'' ''i'm counting on it.'' you share a laugh, and as you walk out the door, you start blushing

you and your enemy hug each other, it's completely accidental, and neither of you know why it happened, and it's like,,, you glare at each other, with an expression of ''let's never speak of this again'´

avoiding each other for weeks after sharing an intimate moment, be it a kiss, a hug, holding hands, or just looking at each other's lips

you end up on your enemy's lap, and you yank the belt from their pants ''let's just get this over with.''

it's 1am, your enemy knocks on your door, and you're like wtf are you doing at my house, then you notice that they're carrying a dead body, and you're like what the fuck is that, and your enemy's like, i need your help, now, desperately, and you're like, fine, but if you get blood on my carpet, you'll end up just like him (dead)

you recently broke up with your partner, who cheated on you. knowing that you're upset and pissed, your enemy shows up at your house. you claim you don't want them there, and as you open the door, insinuating that you want them to leave, your enemy slams it shut and says ''use me.'' you know they mean in bed. and you know it's wrong. and you know you shouldn't. and you know you'll regret it. and you end up sleeping with them the same night.

''i can't go there with you, you know. everything's just... too complicated.''

''if you hurt them, i will kill you. do you hear me? i'll kill you.''

your enemy says ''slap me.'' you slap them, no hesitation. your enemy's like ?????