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" NUT YOURSELF TO DEATH, OLD MAN " - allgxne
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allgxne:
triggerhxppy:
‘ Hm. Wonder how much tinsel it’d take to properly hang myself. ‘
❝ go to bed, rick. ❞
‘ . . . ‘
‘ Wow, why didn’t I think of that? ‘
[txt: r]: who tf hates eggnog give me their address
[txt: m]: i think one of the presidents, but i can’t remember which one.
[txt: r]: time to fill their whole ass microwave with eggnog
[txt: m]: what please don’t do that
‘ Hm. Wonder how much tinsel it’d take to properly hang myself. ‘
{{ Hey guys!! Sorry for the lack of activity, I just got on Fall break and now I’m home from visiting a friend! Hopefully I’ll be getting to my threads tonight or tomorrow after I finish an essay ;v; thanks for being so patient!

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me: i want to feel something
emotions: okay here you go
me: Put It Back
It’s quiet....... Too quiet.
After the little fiasco of having his drink stash violated the night before, Rick had been vigilant-- lying in wait for the opportunity to strike. Unfortunately, that opportunity hadn’t arrived throughout the night, and now the sun was creeping higher into the sky as morning passed.
He couldn’t keep himself hidden away forever. So that’s why Rick took it upon himself to cook his very own, very elaborate breakfast. Eggs, bacon, sausage, biscuits, hashbrowns-- you name it, he probably had it cooking. Now, it surely was only a matter of time. In the kitchen the aroma was overbearing. He wondered just how well the rest of the house could smell it.
“ I-I’d just like to put on the record, Mr. President, that I sure am.... I sure am remorseful that you didn’t get your free booze for the evening. A real tragedy. “
What kind of Morty is your Morty?
“ W-What the hell kinda question is this? ”
“ What kind of Morty? Uh. T-the annoying kind? The “I’m gonna ignore your advice out of spite despite the fact that it’s in my best interest” kind? ”
“ ...Quick learner kind, maybe? A-A pretty clever kid-- er. Kind. ”

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allgxne:
morty opened his mouth to reply very, very slowly, took in a deep breath, and bolted. running from his problems was something he seemed to like to do, especially if the running took him in the direction up the stairs. youth legs trump grandpa legs.
❝ y-you’ll never take me alive! ❞
Should he have seen Morty’s absconding coming? Of course. Did he see it coming? Absolutely. As soon as the teenager’s body jerked to the side in flight, Rick doubled over and shot after him. It could be inferred that athleticism would favor the young, but how about when grandpa’s legs were twice as long and already so apt at running for his own life?
“ WELL I CAN SURE AS HELL TAKE YOU DEAD, Y-YOU LIL SHIT! ”
allgxne:
oh, no. you’ve caught morty off-guard. he’s going to blurt the first thing that comes to his mind.
❝ th-the leader of the free world? ❞
As if contemplating the answer he’d received, Rick stood there in silence for a time....
for a long time.
“ Morty. Y-Y’didn’t honestly forget that I have the entire garage under 360 degrees of surveillance. “ It was more of a statement than a question, considering that Rick found the idea of such recklessness to be impossible.
Even for his grandson.
❝ he just…… has root beer…. and capri suns…. ❞
“ WHOMST only has root beer.... And capri suns. ”
He asks, tensely sipping from a capri sun pouch.
If what I think is about to happen, is happening..
It better not be.
★ - allgxne
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I like you / I hate you / I dislike you/ I love you / You are family / I would take a bullet for you / I would shoot you / I would lie to your face / I would say something cruel to you on purpose / I would say something cruel to you accidentally / I would cheat on you / I would physically hurt you / You annoy me/ You amuse me / I’d laugh at you / I’d laugh with you / I’d manipulate you / You scare me / You confuse me / I wish I knew you better / I trust you / I don’t trust you / You inspire me / I consider you an equal / You are beneath me / You’re better than me / I would trust you with my life / I think you’re mean / I think you’re petty / I think you’re childish / I think you’re smart / I think you’re stupid / I think you’re a bad person / I think you’re a good person / I’m not sure what kind of person you are / I wish you would listen to me / I want to make you proud / I wish you would notice me / I want to impress you / I would hurt other people for you / I’m not sure how to make you happy / I’m a bad influence on you / You deserve better than me / We make a great team / I’d have a one night stand with you / I’d have a relationship with you / I would marry you / I fantasize about our life together / I would trust you with my most treasured belonging / I would tell you my darkest secrets / You disgust me / You intimidate me / I hope I intimidate you / I’d hug you / I’d let you hug me / I’m scared of losing you / I don’t think you like me / I want to be better for you / I respect you / I don’t respect you / You’re my mentor / You’re my friend / You’re my best friend / I have a crush on you / I could easily watch you die / I’d get drunk with you / I’d party with you / I’d comfort you / I’d prank you / I’d spike your drink / I’d act behind your back / I’d abandon you / I’d hurt you to get what I want / I would choose my happiness over yours / I would choose your happiness over mine / I despise how much I care for you / I need you / I’m dependent on you / I don’t know what I’d do without you / I’m scared of you leaving me / I’d give my life for you / You frustrate me / I’d call for you in a time of need / I would protect you / I’d visit you in hospital / I’d carry you if you were hurt / I’d feel guilty if I hurt you / I’d let you be near me when I am vulnerable / I’d ignore a phone call from you / I’d call you at 3am / I’d break you out of jail / I’d get angry at you / I would shout at you / You’re too loud / You’re too quiet / You’re too sensitive / You can’t take a joke / You embarrass me / I feel nothing for you / You’re reckless / You’re bossy / You bore me / I would ask your advice / I would blame you for something I did / I would cry in your arms / You have the power to hurt me more than anyone else /
// @triggerhxppy the boys