of venus!

Opening the window wasn’t quite the solution Blitzo was hoping for. In his jagged mind, it would’ve all just flushed out like mistakes down the plughole. But as it turns out, paper isn’t liquid. Lesson learned. At the very least, it’s brought the level of the papers down to his knees. 

“Oh, y’know. A little of Column A,” Blitzo kicks aside and awkwardly tries to clear the corner. Hell, he’ll just start tearing into the shit with his hands like it owed him money. “little of Column F-me-in-the-B– Fuck!”

It’s all too much. After tearing his way through he reveals the cause of all this mayhem, two large office appliances plugged into the walls. “Y’all remember the office down the block charitably donating us a copier printer and a paper shredder?”

By charitable donation he means him and Loona may have broken in and nabbed them in the dead of night.

“Well, I’m sure fucking paying for it now. I got shit to shred and shit to xerox and I can’t tell these two goddamned things apart!” They do look perfectly identical. “Meant to shred just a couple harmless things and now I’m swimming in evidence-- I mean, duplicates!”

millie couldn't help but feel sorry for her boss, frowning just a little bit as she watched him kick at the paper covered floor. she saw the top of what seemed to be the said 'office equipment'. stepping closer, she hovered over the machines and inspected them very carefully.

❝ charitably donating...huh? if that's the case, i probably wasn't in for work that day. ❞ she hummed, taking some paper off the ground and putting them in one of the machines. the machine made some beeps, some boops, and some other weird noises, before more of the same paper came filing out, ❝ couldn't ya find the plug, boss? i mean, with all the paper around i don't blame ya for not finding it, hehe ❞

she turned off the copying machine and looked back to blitzø with a grin~

“Happy pride, sugar plum!”

she runs into his arms and gives him a big ol' smoochin'!

And when she knocks upon the door, what pushes it open from the other side isn’t Blitzo himself but a growing sea of paper overflowing from the inside; it’s covered damn near everything but is much worse in one corner of the room. Somewhere in that, Blitzo’s horns are sticking out from the pile. “...could you be a real doll and open that big window up there for me, Mills? Give the room some air?”

His voice is unreasonably calm here and if you know Blitzo, you know that’s just the calm before the storm. All the paper trembles even as he tries to speak softly.  “I’m just having a… hah.. Just a little-widdle technical problem over with our new office equipment here...” 

“--and it’s fucking me off!”

millie let out a small 'yikes' as she watched the wave of paper sweep by her ankles, ❝ no problem blitz! ❞

was this...really all new office equipment that blitzo had bought? it couldn't be, she thought, before taking careful steps through the office full of papers. she traversed to the window, clicking open the lock and letting the hot breeze of hell brush through the boss' office. she then watched as the piles upon piles of paper flew right past her and created what seemed to be more of a mess of blitzo's office.

she then saw blitzo's face just barely peaking out from the trembling hill of papers. the imp smiled, letting out a little bit of a nervous chuckle.

❝ need help with these? ❞ millie asked, stepping away from the window and picking up papers in her arms, attempting to organize them and find somewhere where they could he safely stored.

And he was so, so in love with her! Millie was the biggest pillar of his life, without her he would’ve never left the Wrath Ring! Let alone work for a company like I.M.P! She is his everything, he loves her so much and was going to love and appreciate her and make her happy everyday for the rest of his life until hell itself froze over! He fully intended to be nothing but the very very best husband for her!

He giggles as he nuzzles his nose into her neck, clinging to her tightly. “Oh, my dear, you are so so cute when you blush! It’s one of the one million things I love about you, you know!” He himself, shivers as she purrs against him, ah by Satan he really loves this woman. “What can I do for you, my honey bunny? You name it and I’ll do it! Anything at all you want!”

He nods at her thoughts about Blitzo. Honestly, not really feeling too bothered about him anymore during this sweet little moment between them. “Yeah, maybe you’re right. I mean, come to think of it, he did mention once a few weeks back disliking something I recommended to him! So I guess that’s something! But...uh you really think he doesn’t compare to me, huh?”

her tail began to wag at the loving compliments moxxie threw at millie. she giggled along with him, savoring this loving moment that was soon to become another core memory of hers. she could describe how much she cherished her husband, she would fight for this man each day in her life. moxx was her world and above, you had to go through each layer of hell and back to ever pry her off of that imp!

❝ my my, i love you so so soooo much that you know anything you do will make my heart flutter all the way up to the pretty little snobby angels up there! ❞ mill brushed her fingers through his hair her finger tips just barely caressing his horns, ❝ though, i wouldn't mind a bit of fun tonight, darlin'~ you know i'm always up for a good ol' russlin' and tusslin'! and you never fail to put up a good fight in bed with me, moxx~ ❞

her tail came around and placed itself just under moxxie's chin, ❝ but as i said, baby, anything is perfect, just as you are, love~! ❞

𖤐ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ ❝ and 𝑲𝑰𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑵 people isn't that big of a deal if they try to 𝑲𝑰𝑳𝑳 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑩𝑨𝑪𝑲 ! ❞

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“I highly doubt it! He really seems to be wrapped up in his own little world, honestly! Then again, he does come and bother us a lot outside of work regardless! I mean, if he’s so interested in our lives why can’t he at least try our own interests too, you know?! Ugh...”

He rests his head on a hand and lets out a heavy sigh, but he quickly gets happier and flustered as Millie starts to answer his question. “Awww, Millie~” His eyes flutter, he’s forgotten about whatever he was annoyed about as he leans into his wife and gives her a big hug. “You’re the best, Millie, you really totally are! Maybe I should sharpen all your weapons for you later.~”

accepting the loving hug, she attached herself onto moxxie, letting out sweet little giggles as if this was the first time they hugged. goodness was she so in love with this imp. she wouldn't trade him in for the world, for anything.

❝ ohh stop it mox~ you're goin' to make me blush even more! ❞ millie purred, ❝ no need to sharpen my weapons later, i know just the thing you could do for me instead, honey~ ❞