Don't you just, (*vaguely gestures*)?

i kiss you on the mouth and end my turn

okay dont be mad but i just scheduled you for every appointment ever. you have an open house on tuesday and a doctor is removing your all of it tomorrow 👍

Bro you definitely added too much soy sauce. Change your name and move to a new city

Just go missing bro it's ruined

"In the same way that your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don't, then it doesn't." -- Brennan Lee Mulligan, D20, Fantasy High

1/30/2026

crazy how you can get used to working around problems that have very easy fixes. for like 6 months we used a hand towel to jam a kitchen cabinet closed because the hinges were broken and it turns out fixing it took me like $5 and 20 minutes. bedroom door has been squeaky for years and all it needed was a lil wd40. im sure this can apply to mental health too but i wouldnt know about all that.

yeah no my dad kicked the everloving hell out of the salt merchant

*Looking at you with no emotion in my eyes* I am normal about failure and I don’t grieve every single thing that has deeply touched me even if it’s no longer in my life

i just remembered a story my first plug told me. she's butch and gets mistaken for a man a lot. one time she was walking home when a guy pulled a knife on her and asked for everything in her pockets. panicking, she said "ok" and the guy hearing her voice was like "oh shit, are you a girl?" and she was like "yeah" and he put the knife away and said something like "sorry. i can't do this to a woman" and left. feminist ally.

it's a tragedy i couldn't find this post in time for international women's day. happy belated women's day to this guy.

happy international womens day