as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
âI need a new familiar.â
âItâs a love potion! What could possibly go wrong?â
âMy broom needs to be taken to the mechanic again.â
âIf ___ only knew the kinds of things I could do to him/her/themâŚâ
âIâm only a witch, not a miracle worker.â
âHalloween is my aesthetic.â
âWhere can a witch find some decent beetle eyes around here?â
âPlease donât tell me that you just sat on my wand.â
âDo you think this is Harry Potter or something?â
âYou canât just say a bunch of words that sound like Latin and expect to make magic.â
âWhat? No magic here. Just gals being pals.â
âOf course Iâm a witch. I just donât have green skin or face warts.â /Â âI really wish I looked like a cartoon witch. That would be awesome.â
âStop putting your potion ingredients in the fridge!â
âMagic is a sophisticated craft. You canât just say âpizza-us apparatusâ.â
âI canât believe that this spell is too advanced for me.â
âThe only family I would marry into is the Addams family.â
âI can pass as a goth.â
âLook, Iâm sorry I turned you into a toad.â /Â âIf I had it my way, youâd still be eating flies.â
âWhat are you gonna do? Burn me at the stake?â
âBe nice to my familiar. Our souls are literally bonded.â
âHow dare you accuse me of trying to sneak a potion into your food?!â
âWe have to ask ourselves: what are magicâs limitations? Like, can it unburn my chicken nuggets?â
âWhy would I clean when the dishes can do themselves?â
âSome people just donât appreciate magic the way that they should.â
âI told you not to summon demons in the house!â
âI may be a witch, but at least Iâm not a bitch.â
âJust because I do magic and find girls cute, IÂ âdance with the devilâ? No way! He owes me money, Iâd never dance with him.â