what the FUCK is up kyle

Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.

*gas mask breathing noises* you know where the nearest taco bell is

*muffled plague doctor mask noises* down the block to the left

this is a renaissance painting

you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.

imagine not liking mamma mia. like imagine having so much hate in your heart that you can’t sit through an hour and a half of amazing ABBA songs and Meryl Streep. can’t relate

as if this corona shit wasn’t enough these celebrities had to remind me john lennon was a real person i hate yall.................

“if no art makes you feel anything, make your own art and feel something” is too raw of a line to have come from a jenna marbles video of her painting a rainbow/polka dot seahorse saying “it’s seahorse time” on a denim jacket

I’m sorry son… tell your mother… I love h

ot fuzz (2007)

gay people heading to brunch

you ever have a piece of bread that’s so good you understand the plot of les miserables?

petition to make it illegal for men to yell