it's cool how tumblr keeps generating insular communities of mentally unwell smol beans with truly heinous political beliefs

My most old-school internet opinion is bring back chunky scroll bars! I don't want some scroll bar so discreet I can't even find the fucking thing. I want a nice Windows 98-level of obviousness.

freaks me out just a little that when you're inside a vagina you are surrounded by pelvic bone

can you guys stop talking about childbirth on my post, our sub cannot handle the crushing force of a baby's head and we're trying to stay positive here

So since the fandom has come the the (correct) conclusion that Samwise Gamgee is the absolute height of hobbit attractiveness standards, it only follows logically that hobbits see Sam working for Frodo as the middle earth equivalent of your weird eccentric rich neighbor having a hot pool boy. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

do you know they gave the michellin man his sache because he has the worlds most disgusting cum?

why did you take this screenshot in the shower

i had the misfortune of meeting him

the guy who designed scythes definitely knew that shit was badass. he didnt care about wheat

Riding the high of compliments from other women

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

if you're named some shit like cody it's been over for you for a long time