Insomniac's Dream

My new diet plan... I am hiring someone who will follow me around... yell "NO!!!".... and just knock the unhealthy food out of my hand

Steampunk is what happens when Goths discover brown

I before E except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbor

¿What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?

wonder if the earth teases other planets for having no life

I had a near death experience... and I saw heaven... people were screaming and there was fire everywhere... it was glorious

Too many people complain about their looks... but sadly not nearly enough complain about their brains

It is always so very awkward ending phone calls with loved ones.... I'm always like... "I love you"... and they are like... "ummm.... thank you for choosing Pizza Hut"

♪you are my Senpai ♫my only Senpai ♪you give me dokis ♫and shades of grey ♪you'll never notice me ♫but I still LOVE you ♪you are sugoi... kawaii desu ne