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my face feels hot and blue when i'm alone with you loneliness was built for two

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the pain is complex and regional
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Hi, I am the Cole anon, and I legitimately don’t know what’s going on because the other anons you’ve received have not been me? I actually appreciated your response. I’m not sure what’s happening but I categorically did not send those other asks?
oh my god plot twistttttttt the first one WAS in good faith and the rest were an IMPERSONATOR
wow hello if true sorry this other person is being deranged on your behalf however i do stand by everything i said re: cole but learning that it was some random person coming to my blog to talk shit and call me a fan girl is BONKERS !!! like we have some real lunacy going on. also again i stand by literally everything i said including my original ask in response so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ also this is why we dont do shit on anon let's all learn for next time xoxo
talking about having expectations on a team because you've spent money on them like this is a shareholder meeting lmfaooo you cannot be serious like oh did you bet on cole scoring and lose money? that's rough buddy here's a quick tip: don't do that
i think sports betting is stupid and bad for society and takes all the fun out of sports
but if i WERE to bet on the habs i'd never bet on a cole goal lmao my guy is streaky. bet on a nick assist if you want to get money out of your parlay or whatever

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Anything that isn’t a direct reflection of the festering in your mind is bait? Yeah sounds real good and healthy. Shockingly, you do in fact expect the players on your team to perform. You might thrive in the cozy hold of loserdom but some of us care about the sport.
my brother in maurice richard do you genuinely think that the 2025-26 habs team with a fully producing cole could've beaten the 2025-26 carolina hurricanes . genuinely do you think that because i hate to tell you but cole could've scored every game and it still would not have happened
talking about having expectations on a team because you've spent money on them like this is a shareholder meeting lmfaooo you cannot be serious like oh did you bet on cole scoring and lose money? that's rough buddy here's a quick tip: don't do that
I should find another team because I have criticisms about Caufield? Right that’s definitely a healthy mindset. I can’t criticise a player being payed millions who I saw do a shit job when It mattered most? It’s actually normal and healthy for fans to have thoughts that aren’t just “oh my special baby!”. And sorry for disliking the company he keeps when his latest photos feature Dylan Larkin and Zegras. You can’t really get pissy and defensive about Montreal’s culture then turn around and say if someone doesn’t like you blorbo player they shouldn’t be a fan. I have been a Habs fan long before Suzuki or Caufield showed up, I don’t need to be scolded by their fan girls.
okay so first of all i've been a habs fan for over 15 years so let's fucking relax a little bit calling me a fan girl lmfao
i agree with you completely that he had a shit playoffs and you can go to the postseason media and hear cole caufield say that himself. dont come here like wow this bitch doesnt know puck and just loves her blorbo. it's like. why would you cheer for a team with this star player you hate. sounds like a waste of your time! and you do realize you're on tumblr right? like this isn't where i go to do in depth hockey analysis.
also i can get "pissy and defensive" about the culture all i want, i really don't see how that interferes with my criticisms of fans in General who are like i love this team but i hate the central players. to be quite honest i DO think it's ridiculous to be a fan of a team and then whine about how you don't like the players that make that team what it is currently. this isn't some guy on a two way deal it's a franchise player around which this culture has been built. talking about the company he keeps and shit is ridiculous too because quite frankly you can find unsavory characters around all of the players on the habs because it's hockey. if you want to feel superior idk go to church this is sports
i also think you're a coward for doing this all on anon, not that you asked, and i think you're probably a misogynist based on how you're talking to me
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doing some suzufield archiving work
nick's media after cole's season ending injury announcement — january 21, 2023
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okay i blocked that person finally but i just need to share w the class
ah okay i see
love how the mask comes off the second they get pressed at All and then they start moving the goalposts. why wouldn't a good respected captain be a beloved entity? why is that mutually exclusive? do you really, genuinely think that the team revolves around slaf cole and lane but not nick? do you see anything about the habs or are you just mad an asian person is succeeding in the nhl? you can't even get his ethnicity right so i'm going to just. take a guess. i think you're mad that the habs have successfully rebuilt their team around an asian man. i think you would be fine if his name was nick smith. i think you'd be adoring then. but it's just so impossible for you to fathom that an asian hockey player can make friends
Idk why there’s a narrative that the Habs are particularly adoring of Suzuki when nothing of their media suggests that. They respect him as captain…but so do most other teams? Idk where this Suzuki is special narrative springs from, he’s not even that well liked by the team it feels like, like the vibes around him are cold
you gotta work a little harder on your fictional agenda anon lol
"nothing of their media" tell me what media you're watching or reading or listening to. give me examples. show them to me
"suzuki is special narrative" do you mean that he's a 1C who just won a selke and was on the olympic team or what? do you mean that he's a young captain on a canadian team in a crazy market and has had losing seasons but isn't begging for trades and claiming their life is so hard à la quinn hughes or dylan larkin? that he is involved in the montreal community and participates in charity work and outreach? or what like
"he's not even that liked by the team it feels like" so you acknowledge this is all just your feelings? an incredibly subjective and often inaccurate metric? that's inherently personal to you and not universal or objectively real?
"the vibes around him are cold" oh so you were there? you're in that locker room? you shotgunned that beer at the concert with him? bro that's sooo cool what position do you play?

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coming out of my inadvertent posting hiatus because people need to be told to sit down and shut the fuck up
i feel like most of the time when theres a disturbance in habsland its from some idiot who doesnt even watch the habs y faut tuer les fucken touristes j’en ai assez…
either you have the brain chip that makes you a habs fan or you don't. people who don't have the habs wiring in their brain are so obvious bc they start to say things about the habs and it's just moonman talk. it's just pure unadulterated nonsense. ogden nash would be jealous except you don't use that nonsense to create something new like he did