schittâs creek sentence meme / episodes 1.03 â 1.05
feel free to change pronouns, tenses, wording, etc etc for your muse.
âIt must be a nice feeling, considering you donât have a lot right now.â
âYou donât see anything wrong with this?â
âPeople come from all over to take a picture with it.â
âThey dare to call me irrelevant?â
âShag carpeting! Thatâs irrelevant.â
âThere wasnât like, a spark or anything.â
âShe was face down on the floor earlier, dragging herself to the closet.â
âMy horoscope said I shouldnât assume responsibility for anybody but myself today.â
âI know this is a bizarre concept for you.â
âItâs not like your boyfriend left you for a Scandinavian flight attendant.â
âI should be the one in the closet, not you.â
âI think we should go get something to eat, because when youâre eating you canât be talking to me.â
âIâve been told I have really good taste.â
âWhy do they give you table scraps? Are you like, a poor person?â
âIf it ainât broke, donât fix it.â
âIâm eating egg whites and hoping the building will collapse.â
âThat must have taken such courage to ask me that.â
âYouâre going to work until it hurts.â
âI can be cool without drugs.â
âWell, how does that make it any better?â
âWhen they get mean, you tell them to go to hell.â
âYouâll find some glimmer of something to hold on to.â
âPutting groceries in a bag isnât as complicated as one might think.â
âWhy must you be so constantly irksome?â
âDo you not know my middle name?â
âWe have so many disasters bombarding us right now.â
âYouâre pretty. Whatâs that like?â
âYouâre not the only druggie in town.â
âOrange is the new orange.â
âWho needs fourteen grey suits?â
âYou try putting a cashmere sweater in a washing machine.â
âItâs one chromosome away from a crocheted blanket.â
âItâs actually pretty clean around here, which is shocking.â
âWhatâs wrong with living in a barn?â
âMy carâs worth less than your pants.â
âSadly, and most of the time, I have no interest in whatâs going on with you.â
âBabies play that at their birthday parties.â
âIâm miserable, drunk, and hate this game.â
âOne time I escaped a drug lordâs trunk by bribing him with sex.â
âHow many people do you know who are currently in the prison system?â
âGuys like that will bone anything.â
âPoliticianâs neglected wife sleeps with farmhand. I love it.â
âIâm just saying that your secret is safe with me.â
âHalf the time Iâm there he doesnât even want me there.â
âIf he listened to me, he wouldnât be sitting in a hut making his own underwear.â
âEverything else has been taken from me.â
âDoes it look like I shop on Canal Street?â
âAnd you normally going around spying on people?â
âYou left me here to be abducted by long-haul truckers!â
âIâm just not that down with the labels.â
âAnd you wonder why I make fun of you.â
âI donât think anybody has sex in here unless theyâre paid for it.â
âIâm embarrassed for you.â
âI saw hell, thatâs what happened.â
âI know what I saw and I canât unsee it.â
âShame on you for attempting that position at 8 oâclock in the morning.â
âThis is a conversation we will never have.â
âI donât want to turn into my parents.â
âIâm starting to get a pretty good feeling myself.â
âOh my god, are you a dirty peeping tom?â
âI request that you try not to contact me for 24 hours.â
âYet another disturbing look into his world.â
âYour mess is making me anxious.â
âIâm looking forward to sleeping in a bed thatâs not made for a toddler.â
âWhy would you do that to me right now?â
âI miss being around loose acquaintances that tell me Iâm funny and charming.â
âYou are a very bright, funny person with a wide range of knowledge.â
âTheyâve got no money issues, thatâs why theyâre happy.â
âWho wants a shot, because I do.â
âIâm still alive, thatâs the main thing.â
âEvery time the vein in _________âs eye twitches, we take a shot.â