“I never liked Jeremy Hunt until he came up to Scotland for a photo opportunity with an Irn Bru…he’s really changed my opinion of him”
- Absolutely no one in Scotland, 2019
“Look, plebs, I’m just like you…eating your fish and chips and drinking your canned Iron Brew. Enjoy this photograph of me, as I plan to deliver a Brexit you didn’t want, in a government you didn’t vote for, and sell off your NHS as part of a trade deal to make my chums even more stinking rich.”
Fuck the Tories and fuck Jeremy Hunt.














