&&. ADAPTIVE ⁽ᴬᵁᵀᴼᴾᴸᴬʸ⁾

"Dear diary, I believe I’m a good person."

"This ain’t no high school; this is the Thunderdome."

"Things will get better soon as my letter comes from Harvard, Duke, or Brown."

"Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze!"

"He is the smartest guy on the football team. Which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf."

"You’re a high school has-been waiting to happen. A future gas station attendant."

"She is a mythic bitch."

"If I took a meat cleaver down the centre of your skull, I’d have matching halves. That’s very important."

"I’d normally slap your face off, and everyone here could watch!"

"Honey, what you waiting for?"

"It’s fine if you don’t agree, but I would fight for you if you would fight for me."

"Does your mommy know you eat all that crap?"

"I learned to cook pasta, I learned to pay rent; learned the world doesn’t owe you a cent."

"Okay, okay, okay, so, it’s salt, and then lime, and then shot?”

"Dreams are coming true when people laugh but not at you!"

"Showing up here took some guts. Time to rip ‘em out."

"People wouldn’t hate you so much if you acted normal."

"I’m a dead girl walking!"

"Sorry, but I really had to wake you; See, I decided I must ride you till I break you."

"I’m hot and pissed and on the pill."

"Slap me, pull my hair! Touch me there, and there, and there!"

"I learned to kiss boys with my tongue."

"No one sees the me inside of me."

"This is the loveliest suicide note I’ve ever read."

"Jesus Christ! I’m bigger than John Lennon!"

"You got a left hand? Use it."

"Our love is God."

"We can start and finish wars."

"I was hoping that you could rip my clothes off me, sport."

"That…. was one hell of a fishing trip."

"We’re not special, we’re not different; We don’t choose who lives or dies!"

"Don’t stop looking in my eyes!"

"Certain girls are meant to be alone."

"I’ll build a dream that I can live in, and this time I’m never waking up."

"Just another geek trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably."

"He’s got your handwriting down cold."

"Knock! Knock! Sorry to come through the window. Dreadful etiquette, I know!"

"Let’s guarantee they’ll never see their senior prom!"

"I wanted someone strong who could protect me."

"No one here deserves to die except for me and the monster I created."

"I wish we met before they convinced you life is war!"

"I am damaged, far too damaged, but you’re not beyond repair."

"Say hi to God."

"We’re all damaged, we’re all frightened, we’re all freaks but that’s alright."