welcome to the trash heap

if you told me that elon musk acquiring twitter would be the catalyst for tits to be re-allowed on tumblr 4 years ago i wouldn’t have believed you

the difference between tumblr and twitter is that pretty much everyone on tumblr needs some kind of compassionate intervention in their lives, but at a low background level. Twitter has 99% normies succumbing to internet brainrot and 1% just the most outlandish personalities you’ve ever seen. 

your average tumblr personality is a shaking dog in a Sarah McLachlan appeal, with enough time and care they can be rehabilitated and placed in a loving home. your average big-time twitter account should be sent to a prison colony on the moon

how quickly we forget our past on this site…

#DO NOT CITE THE DEEP MAGIC TO ME WITCH#I WAS THERE WHEN IT WAS WRITTEN

Tumblr is a former battlefield that’s now turned into a haunted moor. Twitter is an active war zone.

username checks out

NVM im not evil anymore. i had a tasty treat & I'm OK now

puki how on earth does that correlate

This is the most embarrassing thing you could have said on this post

my favorite love language is trying, actually

like when people try to learn your hobbies or try to play the same sports that you play in an effort to get closer to you, people who try to love you the way you love people, people who will go to places you want to visit just for your sake, people remembering, putting in an effort. just. trying

I felt like shit until I saw the cat sculpture of wood

Perry Lancaster

Ty so so much for reblogging with the artist name bc now he has more dollars and I have a little cat statue on its way :3

When I read "crow singing", NOTHING prepared me for the crow going "lalala"