finally

Here you go, anon! Sorry for the wait — hope you like it! :) 

“Well, I did it. I applied to NYU,” Eddie said, leaning back in the diner booth where he, Eddie, Stan, and Bill were huddled. Richie was working, and Ben and Beverly were having “alone time,” which left the four boys to their own devices.

Eddie dipped a French fry in his chocolate milkshake and took a bite, savoring the salty sweetness.

“That’s great,” Mike said, grinning as Bill gave a whoop. “Does your mom know you’re applying?”

“Oh, god no,” Eddie said, shuddering. He’d kept all of his application paperwork and essays tucked under his mattress where Mrs. Kaspbrak wouldn’t look, not quite ready for the fight that would inevitably happen when he told her.

“Your mom….” Mike started but then trailed off.

“Yeah,” Eddie said shortly.

Mike didn’t have to say anything else. The first introduction Mike had ever had to Mrs. Kaspbrak was her screaming at him and the other Losers after Eddie’s arm was broken.

It was all downhill from there.

Finished version!

Haven’t I made it obvious: F-R-I-E-N-D-S

Mike: do you want some communism facts ;)

Eddie: it’s my stupid fucking spaghetti arms

Ben: rank voldemort on a scale of attractiveness 1-10

Eddie: glasses are hot i said what i said

Beverly, about reddie: they’re GAY and IN LOVE

Ben: i don’t want bitches i want the one girlfriend i have

Richie, to Eddie: ARE YOU TALKING TO A BOY

Stan: let thanos choke me

Beverly: did i blow my voice out singing 80s songs

Bill: i just deepthroated like 12 mozzarella sticks

Stan: sorry dad i can’t hear you over the sound of my gay

Mike: that’s a sext i love validation

Richie: how does it feel being in love with a comedic genius

Stan: i can’t wait for the gay takeover

Bill: vore > tobey maguire

Richie: spiderman doesn’t die thanos just vores him

Eddie: what’s that word for when you love fire

Eddie, two conversations later: PYROMANIAC

Beverly: alex the lion? gay icon

Mike: you can dip me in cheese i guess

Bill, to Stan: you’re so gay

Stan, in response: yes i know thank you diagnosis expert

Richie: i’m GAY i love my BOYFRIEND and i CAN’T WAIT TO SPEND MY LIFE WITH HIM

Eddie, to Richie: i don’t trust you not to send me rick astley songs when i’m at school

Ben: going into my half blood prince year i wonder if i’ll watch my headmistress die

Beverly: i love my lesbian john mulaney

Stan, when Bill goes to the bathroom: you were gone for so long i actually had six birthdays

Richie: my humour is a blessing and a curse

Eddie, after receiving one compliment: i just booked our wedding date and venue

Mike: that’s so gay i’m screaming in the library

Stan: i can’t wait until you get your nose amputated

Richie: what the fuck eddie kaspbrak is the bravest sweetest boy in the whole world and i would die for him 12 times over

Bill: leonard bernstein would say fuck it and send the gay

Beverly: DO YOU WANT TO SEE SOME GOOD BOYS

Richie: that’s NO way to talk about billy ray cyrus

Surprise kiss!