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will get “doot doot" in their ask box

made a night version too just cuz  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The Wraith can only scream, until his screams become a roar.

It turns in response to the name, but

Hello?

Honey!! What happened to you!!

S̕͏͇̤͍͔͔̫̫͚͜K̨̡̛̺̹͇͓̱ͅŖ̨̻̝̲̹͈͚̰͔̲͚̥͎̫̙̣̭̪͈͟E̪͇̳̱͖̼͍̕ͅE͏͡͏̷͕͇̯̬̰̤̦̖ͅͅĘ̛͈̜̜̝̲̬̪̩̪̰̺̱E̸̤̣̥̲͚͞͞E̶̷̙̱̬͎̖̼͚̣̦̗͇͜͠Á̸̛͖̤̣͎̫̠̻͉̳͎̜̗͟A͘͢͜͏̦̠̞̬̩̼̳͓̬̰̦̞̘̱̜̤ͅͅĄ̛͔̩̟̠͟͝A̸̸̴̤̹͈̬̟̣̙̩̻͓̤͖ͅA̸̝̰̖̟̩̻̭̤̩̗̰͜͟͠Ą̴̴̸͓͎͓͎̰̹̦͍͖̙̝͕͝Á̸̛͖̤̣͎̫̠̻͉̳͎̜̗͟A͘͢͜͏̦̠̞̬̩̼̳͓̬̰̦̞̘̱̜̤ͅͅĄ̛͔̩̟̠͟͝A̸̸̴̤̹͈̬̟̣̙̩̻͓̤͖ͅA̸̝̰̖̟̩̻̭̤̩̗̰͜͟͠Ą̴̴̸͓͎͓͎̰̹̦͍͖̙̝͕͝

Something is very, very wrong.

It forgets about the smaller one for a moment, approaching the large man. But there’s no indication it understands him, as all it does is roar again.

[Waiting. Ready. She doesn’t want anyone to get hurt.]

The words are nothing but noise to it, and moments later, it strikes, sinking its teeth into the large man’s shoulder.

[She does. Less an attempt to actually harm him, more of an attempt to distract him. She couldn’t hurt him. It’s still HIM after all, isn’t it?]

Perhaps, it was the latter.

[In a swift motion, she snatches her weapon from where it was stuck in it’s arm and raked it across its face. She immediately bolted, though she knew it wouldn’t take long for it to catch her. Susie was fast, but had little stamina, and it was so much bigger than her…]

…it pinned her beneath its claws, bellowing out a roar of victory.

[Susie is resigned. She’s done what she can.]

Philip you need to stop this!

It moves into a defensive position, adamant on making sure it gets to keep its prey, roaring at the man.

[She can’t do anything. If he hurts Evan, she can’t do anything and she hates it. She hates being the weakest person in the room. She hates this.]

[Please Susie be safe-]

If it can’t enjoy its catch here, then it will take it elsewhere.

[Words won’t undo her rash actions. She’s positive of this. Let her hope she’s wrong.]

[Catch up, I must catch up. He must not get away!]

It groaned and growled in protest, but despite the monster’s size, the trap did its job, preventing its escape. It hissed as the f͇̳á͈͎̯̞̳̺̝m̵͚̠̬i͚͔͉̮̥l͔̟i̵̲̖̪̹͕͎a̛̯r̜͎̲ man approached him.

Finally got you. Now put her down.

@ratafak-at-sheets @ashatdairyqueen @aliendominosbakedpie @brahms-at-white-castle @bo-at-michaels @bloogatwendys @carrieworksatseveneleven @laurieathardees @legionsworkatsubway @harrysatstarbucks @johnny-at-target @joeworksatcoffeebeanandtealeaf @ghostfaceatmcdonalds @ghostface-at-dairy-queen @ghostfaceatwendys @totallyaveragemcdonalds @trapperatikea @wraithatwalmart @michael-myers-uber-driver @michaels-drinking-at-hardees @barista-claudette @bendrownedatbestbuy @ceo-entity @vincents-house-of-waffles @exorcised-coffee @sallyat7-11 and anyone I forgot! I love you all so much!

The Wraith can only scream, until his screams become a roar.

It turns in response to the name, but

Hello?

Honey!! What happened to you!!

S̕͏͇̤͍͔͔̫̫͚͜K̨̡̛̺̹͇͓̱ͅŖ̨̻̝̲̹͈͚̰͔̲͚̥͎̫̙̣̭̪͈͟E̪͇̳̱͖̼͍̕ͅE͏͡͏̷͕͇̯̬̰̤̦̖ͅͅĘ̛͈̜̜̝̲̬̪̩̪̰̺̱E̸̤̣̥̲͚͞͞E̶̷̙̱̬͎̖̼͚̣̦̗͇͜͠Á̸̛͖̤̣͎̫̠̻͉̳͎̜̗͟A͘͢͜͏̦̠̞̬̩̼̳͓̬̰̦̞̘̱̜̤ͅͅĄ̛͔̩̟̠͟͝A̸̸̴̤̹͈̬̟̣̙̩̻͓̤͖ͅA̸̝̰̖̟̩̻̭̤̩̗̰͜͟͠Ą̴̴̸͓͎͓͎̰̹̦͍͖̙̝͕͝Á̸̛͖̤̣͎̫̠̻͉̳͎̜̗͟A͘͢͜͏̦̠̞̬̩̼̳͓̬̰̦̞̘̱̜̤ͅͅĄ̛͔̩̟̠͟͝A̸̸̴̤̹͈̬̟̣̙̩̻͓̤͖ͅA̸̝̰̖̟̩̻̭̤̩̗̰͜͟͠Ą̴̴̸͓͎͓͎̰̹̦͍͖̙̝͕͝

Something is very, very wrong.

It forgets about the smaller one for a moment, approaching the large man. But there’s no indication it understands him, as all it does is roar again.

[Waiting. Ready. She doesn’t want anyone to get hurt.]

The words are nothing but noise to it, and moments later, it strikes, sinking its teeth into the large man’s shoulder.

[She does. Less an attempt to actually harm him, more of an attempt to distract him. She couldn’t hurt him. It’s still HIM after all, isn’t it?]

Perhaps, it was the latter.

[In a swift motion, she snatches her weapon from where it was stuck in it’s arm and raked it across its face. She immediately bolted, though she knew it wouldn’t take long for it to catch her. Susie was fast, but had little stamina, and it was so much bigger than her…]

…it pinned her beneath its claws, bellowing out a roar of victory.

[Susie is resigned. She’s done what she can.]

Philip you need to stop this!

It moves into a defensive position, adamant on making sure it gets to keep its prey, roaring at the man.

[She can’t do anything. If he hurts Evan, she can’t do anything and she hates it. She hates being the weakest person in the room. She hates this.]

[Please Susie be safe-]

If it can’t enjoy its catch here, then it will take it elsewhere.

[Words won’t undo her rash actions. She’s positive of this. Let her hope she’s wrong.]

[Catch up, I must catch up. He must not get away!]

:)

trapperatikea

💖💖💕💖

The Wraith can only scream, until his screams become a roar.

It turns in response to the name, but

Hello?

Honey!! What happened to you!!

S̕͏͇̤͍͔͔̫̫͚͜K̨̡̛̺̹͇͓̱ͅŖ̨̻̝̲̹͈͚̰͔̲͚̥͎̫̙̣̭̪͈͟E̪͇̳̱͖̼͍̕ͅE͏͡͏̷͕͇̯̬̰̤̦̖ͅͅĘ̛͈̜̜̝̲̬̪̩̪̰̺̱E̸̤̣̥̲͚͞͞E̶̷̙̱̬͎̖̼͚̣̦̗͇͜͠Á̸̛͖̤̣͎̫̠̻͉̳͎̜̗͟A͘͢͜͏̦̠̞̬̩̼̳͓̬̰̦̞̘̱̜̤ͅͅĄ̛͔̩̟̠͟͝A̸̸̴̤̹͈̬̟̣̙̩̻͓̤͖ͅA̸̝̰̖̟̩̻̭̤̩̗̰͜͟͠Ą̴̴̸͓͎͓͎̰̹̦͍͖̙̝͕͝Á̸̛͖̤̣͎̫̠̻͉̳͎̜̗͟A͘͢͜͏̦̠̞̬̩̼̳͓̬̰̦̞̘̱̜̤ͅͅĄ̛͔̩̟̠͟͝A̸̸̴̤̹͈̬̟̣̙̩̻͓̤͖ͅA̸̝̰̖̟̩̻̭̤̩̗̰͜͟͠Ą̴̴̸͓͎͓͎̰̹̦͍͖̙̝͕͝

Something is very, very wrong.

It forgets about the smaller one for a moment, approaching the large man. But there’s no indication it understands him, as all it does is roar again.

[Waiting. Ready. She doesn’t want anyone to get hurt.]

The words are nothing but noise to it, and moments later, it strikes, sinking its teeth into the large man’s shoulder.

[She does. Less an attempt to actually harm him, more of an attempt to distract him. She couldn’t hurt him. It’s still HIM after all, isn’t it?]

Perhaps, it was the latter.

[In a swift motion, she snatches her weapon from where it was stuck in it’s arm and raked it across its face. She immediately bolted, though she knew it wouldn’t take long for it to catch her. Susie was fast, but had little stamina, and it was so much bigger than her…]

…it pinned her beneath its claws, bellowing out a roar of victory.

[Susie is resigned. She’s done what she can.]

Philip you need to stop this!

It moves into a defensive position, adamant on making sure it gets to keep its prey, roaring at the man.

[She can’t do anything. If he hurts Evan, she can’t do anything and she hates it. She hates being the weakest person in the room. She hates this.]

[Please Susie be safe-]

Feed me fries brüther-

Brüther please-

Feed me fries brüther-

The Entity is a bitch and a bored little asshole

Let me fuckin’ live y’all are just mean

The Wraith can only scream, until his screams become a roar.

It turns in response to the name, but

Hello?

Honey!! What happened to you!!

S̕͏͇̤͍͔͔̫̫͚͜K̨̡̛̺̹͇͓̱ͅŖ̨̻̝̲̹͈͚̰͔̲͚̥͎̫̙̣̭̪͈͟E̪͇̳̱͖̼͍̕ͅE͏͡͏̷͕͇̯̬̰̤̦̖ͅͅĘ̛͈̜̜̝̲̬̪̩̪̰̺̱E̸̤̣̥̲͚͞͞E̶̷̙̱̬͎̖̼͚̣̦̗͇͜͠Á̸̛͖̤̣͎̫̠̻͉̳͎̜̗͟A͘͢͜͏̦̠̞̬̩̼̳͓̬̰̦̞̘̱̜̤ͅͅĄ̛͔̩̟̠͟͝A̸̸̴̤̹͈̬̟̣̙̩̻͓̤͖ͅA̸̝̰̖̟̩̻̭̤̩̗̰͜͟͠Ą̴̴̸͓͎͓͎̰̹̦͍͖̙̝͕͝Á̸̛͖̤̣͎̫̠̻͉̳͎̜̗͟A͘͢͜͏̦̠̞̬̩̼̳͓̬̰̦̞̘̱̜̤ͅͅĄ̛͔̩̟̠͟͝A̸̸̴̤̹͈̬̟̣̙̩̻͓̤͖ͅA̸̝̰̖̟̩̻̭̤̩̗̰͜͟͠Ą̴̴̸͓͎͓͎̰̹̦͍͖̙̝͕͝

Something is very, very wrong.

It forgets about the smaller one for a moment, approaching the large man. But there’s no indication it understands him, as all it does is roar again.

[Waiting. Ready. She doesn’t want anyone to get hurt.]

The words are nothing but noise to it, and moments later, it strikes, sinking its teeth into the large man’s shoulder.

[She does. Less an attempt to actually harm him, more of an attempt to distract him. She couldn’t hurt him. It’s still HIM after all, isn’t it?]

Perhaps, it was the latter.

[In a swift motion, she snatches her weapon from where it was stuck in it’s arm and raked it across its face. She immediately bolted, though she knew it wouldn’t take long for it to catch her. Susie was fast, but had little stamina, and it was so much bigger than her…]

…it pinned her beneath its claws, bellowing out a roar of victory.

[Susie is resigned. She’s done what she can.]

Philip you need to stop this!

Blatantly “inspired” by @uberjasonworkatuber @michael-at-safeway @legionsworkatsubway @theres-a-pig-in-oxxo @thepigatburgerking @michaelsatburgerking @trapperatikea @thelegionsellsdrugs @jasonworksatseveneleven @freddys-at-wendys @jeffrey-works-at-kfc @jigsawsatwafflehouse @thehuntressworksatsteaknshake @wraithatwalmart @jakesatkfc @laurieathardees @the-nurse-at-applebees @hillbillyatpizzahut @hagatasoobway @fiveguysdoctorsandfries (love your name) this post inspired by @susie-at-mcdonalds ((I shall usurp @quentins-build-a-bear ))

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